Tressel signs contract extension
Jimmy Tressel has signed a two-year extension through 2014. At the time of his retirement, it appears he will accept an administrative position with OSU.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4999971
March 16th, 2010 at 10:16 PM ^
Don't you mean He Who Must Not Be Named?
March 16th, 2010 at 10:20 PM ^
Haha. A week ago, we were talking about his views on homosexuality, so I figured this was somewhat relevant.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:23 PM ^
Lord Voldemort.
Tate Forcier, you will lose everything!
March 16th, 2010 at 10:27 PM ^
Forcier=Harry Potter
March 16th, 2010 at 11:05 PM ^
Doesn't Forcier = Luke Skywalker?
March 16th, 2010 at 10:33 PM ^
of effin gray vests.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
Are you suggesting that he keeps it on while...?
Nah, Voldemort doesn't do that. Nevermind.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:33 PM ^
Can someone good at things Photoshop Coach Voldemort into his sweatervest?
March 17th, 2010 at 12:28 AM ^
Oooh, very nice. I decided to make my own while I waited, as well.
EDIT: For some reason, the image only shows up here sometimes...
EDIT: For some reason, the image only shows up here sometimes...Blue stake with a Big M on it going through his heart....
March 16th, 2010 at 10:38 PM ^
Is he emulating Woody Hayes here? Hayes was very proud to be a member of the PE faculty at OSU.
Maybe he can begin exhibiting some Hayes-style instability.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:59 PM ^
I was hoping they would fire that guy.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:12 PM ^
I was hoping they would keep him until at least 2020. Why? Because I think the game is starting to pass him by, and once the pendulum starts swinging toward UM, Tressel will start losing to Michigan on a regular basis.
I think this contract ensures that the worst he can do now is end up with a .500 record against Michigan. Too bad: I was hoping he would have time for a Cooper-ian meltdown.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:14 PM ^
not bad jabber. here is what i came up with.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:30 PM ^
Give him a couple more years even. Let us even the score with him, then give him a losing record against us.
Crooked SOB, hiding under the guise of boredom and sweater vests. Very clever, VERY clever. Jerk.
I was really hoping he'd go NFL by now. I know Cleveland would love him..
Guess we'll just have to beat him on the field.