OP no good.
The Toussaint wishing well
OMG Fitz is not panning out early in his career
OMG the stock market is down and will never come back up
OMG we had a warm winter last year and winters will never be cold again
with speed. ~ Fred Jackson
Thanks, I'll take his opinion over yours.
We got sixty-some-odd posts without someone posting this?
Come on, people.
Edit: Oh, dammit. Link fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqy0IODpW5Q
Dude has some serious dreads. Maybe he can play cornerback?
He was drafted in the 4th round. However, he missed all of preseason, because of an injury suffered in a college all-star game. He saw his first action in the season opener. He had 8 carries for 0 yards. He finished the season averaging only 3.5 yards a carry.
Based on flimsey evidence, of mgoblueballer's ability to evaluate talent... he would have cut this back early in the season.
This back with such an inauspicious start... he went on to have a decent career. You may have heard of him, his name was Walter Payton.
I posbanged every comment except those of the OP. That means that everyone who negged the OP once broke even. If another four people did this, it would make everyone who negged him five times break even. Just sayin....
The level of understanding of the dynamic of MGoBlog that it takes to come up with that formula is impressive. You, sir, are appreciated.
I hate babies, they're so lazy, all they do is sleep, eat, and shit. We need to stop putting our faith in babies as the future of the world, they will let us down every time we need them.
I think everyone on this Board understands that Fitz is now a project for next year where hopefully we will get to see his potential...that said, I still believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Fitz putting up crazy yards against Wisky and tOSU
Maybe Fitz will have something to say about this on the field on Saturday.
I'd like to add to the list of overrated things:
- Christian Pace: He hasn't even seen the field yet. Huge disappointment.
- Troy Woolfolk: He has shown NOTHING this year
- Tacopants: His numbers are WAY down
- My 2-year-old niece: her 40 time is shit, and she can't pick up a blitz to save her soul.
- My dog: He falls for the tennis ball play-action and the pump-fake EVERY TIME. No zone discipline at all.
- America's nuclear arsenal: We keep hearing how powerful it is, but it just sits there, year after year, riding the bench.
- Giant asteroids: Competely overhyped; Earth remains undestroyed.
The comment about your niece's 40 time made me laugh out loud. Good stuff.
Dear Fitz, we hope you are well enough to get in and sustain some hits
Dear Smith, Please make your past injury appear to be some sort of myth
Dear Hopkins; see that twinkie in the end zone? Its all you! Go get it.........sorry not much rhymes with hopkins
Dear Cox; Stay away from the tight end and run hard enough to ut holes in your socks
Dear Shaw, Keep doing what your doing and keep both hands on the ball
Win or lose we will be proud. Win or lose we will be loud!!
This seems to fit the bill.
But the original has even more of that "I'mma kill you, muthafucka" feel:
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EDIT: Apologize for the length of this post, but it's just plain awesome.
Take that, hype machine.
I think he is going to be a good one if he can stay healthy. Obviously that is the big if at this point but he has a lot of time left.
He's only a RS Freshman, lots of time left. I'm pumped about this kid's future, he's quite a monster.
Ya got balls kid, I'll give you that.
I repeat go fuck yourself
I note that there is no "in my opinion" or "I think" in your message. Does that mean you believe that the OP should go f- him/herself (your opinion) or that is actually something they need to physically do (a fact)? After the lesson in writing that we got from the OP I'm more confused than ever . . .
The OP needs to physically go fuck themselves...no "I think" or "in my opinion"...I can prove here today objectively and categorically in this courtroom that the OP has a physical need to go fuck themselves...But that's JMHO
sure makes me miss that Joe Montana video game that Sega had...the one where you could spin move the entire way down the field and never get tackled.... anyone??
As for Fitz, he has started out with Carlos Brown syndrome... hurt often, but when out there, as fast as anyone on the field... I think its too soon to be bagging on the kid though...
you had positive MGoPoints? Yeah, me too.
I bet you felt like this:
The Op should really tell Fitz. Save him the trouble and effort of all that running and practicing and stuff.