Top 11 Recommended NCAA Penalties for Ohio State

That is all.

Nebraska comes to the B1G 10 at a great time. We'll still have a great rival aorund.

I thought it was pretty funny

lighten up people. some of these were pretty good

I couldn't help but notice that you left out "tosu officials must publicly announce they've finally become like an SEC team".

They lose "The" status, and become aOSU

osu should be required to replace the buckeye leaf with asterisk stickers to represent the "provisional" nature of their football records while the NCAA is still deliberating on its ruling.

all *uckeyes must have a security deposit for football equipment. 

the entire staff for the football program (coaches, players, and trainers) must get a 12" tall block M tatooed on their chest.

football players for tsio must ride the short bus to and from school, including practice and game.

must return crystal nat champ trophy, oh wait tp just got a tat sleeve on the other arm.

all tsio football players must wear scarlet dunce cap for the entirety of players eligibility.

tat5 players must do community service by working concession stands at The Big House for the night game between ND and Meechigan.

all college football fans are invited to kick tressel in his buckeyes.

gene, gee, and tressel are ordered to pose for portrait with one covering his eyes, one covering his mouth, and one covering his ears.

tressel must serve as clarrets (sp?) butler.

all future football games for tsio will be away games.

Perhaps decent spelling and grammar should be deployed. Some of these look like TPryor words

1. Student-athletes MUST be required to go to class.

2. Instead of scripting "Ohio", they will script "Cheater State"

Gee/ Gene/ Tressel and Pryor must be permanently etched on all the urinals around the University.

All OSU students must mandatorily use these at least once during their enrollment

The OSU Office of Information, handling FOIA requests from the media, is rumored
to now play the song:

"Hang up, Snoopy
Snoopy, Hang up..."

These tones will become the new Ohio Fight Song.

As I've noted earlier, the new school song will become "Car" men Ohio, which the Marching Band will be forced to play, and fans forced to sing, at every half time.

for Cheater on them...ALL O$U sports team must now where the Scarlet Letter....