Can you guys feel that? The way the shit clings to the air? Shitstorms comin folks so you guys better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit. Buckle up, bitches.
I would have a lot more respect for TomVH had he tweated "Buckle up, bitches" instead of "Buckle up".
Maybe it's me, but I think you mean "twatted."
the marketing efforts for one mid-atlantic community bank have just come to screeching hault.
TomVH is the only being that can inspire 150+ posts from two words.
will be at capacity tonight from Michigan fans all simultaneously having heart attacks or fainting from holding their breath for 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!!
I'm still waiting for the Onion to write an article with the headline: "TomVH tweets two words about car safety; entire Michigan faints simultaneously."
GUYZ I THINK TOMVH JUST WANT PPL 2 B SAFE IN CARS.
/for the 100th time
Ok, really though... for him to tweet that it'd have to be a multi-commitment weekend. I'm guessing Wilson, Wormley, and Kalis all commit.
With a quick look you will notice that TomVH averages several tweets per hour a large percentage of the day, except when he is sleeping. But nothing for almost 2 hours since "Buckle Up."
I am concluding he could be working on a (or multiple) "Hello" posts?
Tom doesn't put those together, Tim does.
I just meant he is contributing.
Gotcha. I think very little of what Tom does is actually reflected in those Hello posts besides some of the interview material and obviously the nudge to say, "Hey, you should probably start on a Hello: post for X."
you would know better than I. This blog is far and away the best source of information all things UM - I really apprecite everyone that contributes here. And the mods keep it civil, entertaining and informative...
I could go on and on, but I am waiting on TomVH. I hope you understand.
Does that mean tom is sleeping?
He only goes offline temporarily to load CauseRecruitingHysteria.exe.
except usually when a new commit announces an 8 paragraph bio is up 30 seconds later. Usually they know in advance and prewrite these things. 2 hours later I have to imagine there's just a delay. Tom is usually as reserved as possible about stuff like this unless his wife and/or gf is on his account playing us all.
to see our reaction if Tom tweeted uh-oh
I'd naturally assume WWIII had broken out.
Did you ever watch the "Happening"? That's pretty much what you would see, our cries of despair would just be louder as we plummetted from high buildings.
O staring at this board for the next hour will certainly do the trick... well worth it - I hope.
I, for one, will try to avoid laying down in front of my lawnmower.
Tom obviously intended it to be a DM to Brian, telling him to "buckle up" for the joyous roller coaster ride of marriage.
Is Tom VH attending the wedding? Like, maybe he took off in an airplane from Arizona two hours ago after buckling up?? Do you think . . . . ?
Buckling up= safety. Jarrod Wilson IS a safety. Buckling up= Jarrod Wilson
Kalis is not talking to Alabama.
The next time Kalis returns to Columbus will be as an oppnent.
I expect his commitment announcement before the weekend ends.
Bill Green :: OSU recruiting analyst
The cat picture has not been made to express my feelings about this...
Wear my Michigan snuggie and drink Jim Jones Kool-aid.
Come on you mysterious Dutchman. Out with it.
I expect only good news
I can't wait for Tom to see this thread and then put his next tweet confirming it was just about buckling up in the car and laughing at how many posts were about it.
Hello: Dorial Green-Beckham!!
My first thought exactly. It will shortly be followed by Keil, Dunn, Kalis, Peat, Diamond, Spence, Pipkins, Wormely, Shittu and Wilson! That would be a decent weekend for Hoke and Co. but I have come to expect nothing less from them every weekend.
We're reading too much into two words?
this has to be a record for a "words tweeted/comments posted" ratio
your right, we really all should get back to work...
That's crazy talk
Scout has Thurston to Nebraska.
Wormley, Kalis, and Wilson are the three I'm focused on.
Hmmm . . .
what this blog would have been like when the Fab 5 commited?
When the vest was fired the topic almost made 300 comments in 2 days, while 2 words from VanHaaren gets 200 comments in 3 hours. 3 long, agonizingly painful, excruciating hours. Tom's a rock star.