"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
tix for Ferris (M Hockey)
Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
Left them with the barcode scanner dudes to give away.
4 together for free. Jeezus, I tried.