Tru dat, Kelvin.
Time for a deep breath...
Let's heed the advice of a young man who has known and overcome adversity. Way to be Kelvin!!!
If he did it would consume all the planet's oxygen and life as we know it would cease to exist.
Well we know that the earth's grass supply would cease to exist.
Les Miles doesn't smoke drugs. He says that shit is for dirty hippies like Brian Cook.
might disagree with you and Les Miles.
Back in high school he lined up against Les Miles and was pancaked on every single play in an 87-0 thrashing. After that he went home and wrote "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain". Because he cried. Another thing Les Miles doesn't do.
Willie Nelson at least knows how to clap, Les Miles doesn't.
The only reason you are still alive right now is because Les Miles doesn't know/care who you are. I suggest changing your attitude before he gets here.
The only reason I'm alive is because he doesn't know how to bend his fingers, its apparent from his clapping. So obviously he is unable to fire a weapon or hold a knife, thus I am still alive.
You are in for a very rude awakening. You are not capable of comprehending the kind of power I describe. Please, for the safety of yourself and your family, get on board with the hire before it is too late.
I am on board with the hire of LM. I just hope he can hold the playbook.
This obviously has all been sarcasm. What happens when someone slips a whoopie cushion under you when you go to sit? Pull some brass knuckles out and start swinging?
Les MIles' mom has a tattoo that reads "son"
"I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime..."
"Do you know how much condoms used to cost?"
"...hell if I know, we never used 'em."
He doesn't SMOKE drugs, he snorts or injects them like a real man.
This is why he is devouring foliage
I thought Ricky Stanzi was the one who didn't like hippies?
Subtle. I like it. Your clever.
is going to tell me what to do; even if he is right. I, for one, will continue to freak out.
You have to love having players like this to be a part of Michigan, this type of attitude is what will bring Michigan back to the way we remember.
is that allowed?
ever mentioned anywhere?
does he really know who DB is courting at this point?
I love that Kelvin put this out. I think the shroud of secrecy around Brandon is contributing to the hysteria. This whole MIA thing is getting a little old. I don't need hourly updates from him but something to tell me he's alive would be appreciated.
So if we did, in fact, interview Gruden, now what? We should hear that he declined our offer, correct? I would assume we certainly would offer, right?
I was curious about this as well. With reference to the process as a whole, do you all think candidates are placed in a predetermined order, ala Harbaugh, Miles, Patterson, Hoke, etc? Or are multiple candidates interviewed when possible, and then after all the interviews, DB makes a list and begins offering? I can see the former being used to quicken the process, but I feel like the latter is more of DB's style, i.e. get as many data points as possible (within reason) and then make a choice.
I was under the impression that DB told us what flight tracker was and that he sent out carrier pidgeons with conflicting information, thus creating the rumors himself and reassuring us he was still alive and going about his business.
so is it safe to say that he knows that miles will not be our next coach.
And then pass that to DB and tell him to circle one.
I patiently anticipate receiving the note back.
I remember when I was 20 and bulletproof too. Best time of my life.
I like Kelvin and his measured response but let's face it, it's time to panic.
Do I need to post the panic button here as well? It's starting to get overused.
No way. Constant unreasoned insanity is way more entertaining.
It's a damn shame I'm not going to heed it.
But I LIKE hitting F5!
There is a chance your traitorous browser has cached out-of-date rumors, leaving the freshest bullshit hidden from your existance.
Every once in awhile, I like mixing things up with the F1 button. I always hope it brings up something personal or late breaking on the coaching search. No luck yet...
I'm spending more time than ever with the kids. My 7 and 5 year olds are learning about things like flight aware, morality, Purple Stuff, the Gruden, etc. as they help me monitor the site around the clock. They are growing up way too fast....
Maybe we should consult the innocence your children on this coaching search? We have become jaded with age. Lay out pictures of the supposed candidates and let them each chose. We will just hope they pick the same person, otherwise......we will continue to panic.
They don't quite understand why Denard can't be the coach. They call their 2 year old sister Denard because she is always running.
Cutest post of the day?
I know this way off topic but the 7 and 5 year old have even asked Mom to do the 2 year old's hair like Denard's. Unfortunately, Mom is not on board.
That is awesome, my friend.
I'm going to take his advice and go out to get a drink now.