Things people do at college football games aside from watching football (NSFW)
Apparently either South Carolina had a very boring football game or else someone just needs to learn some patience. Either way, this seems to be making the rounds this week. (Mods delete if too out of bounds).
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October 11th, 2017 at 4:57 PM ^
You know how when the pun is too easy to even make the joke?
October 11th, 2017 at 5:06 PM ^
Game Cocks... HA HA!
October 11th, 2017 at 7:55 PM ^
there was a game and a cock, makes sense
October 11th, 2017 at 5:50 PM ^
His cock didn't look very "game" to me. Sad and flaccid
October 11th, 2017 at 6:38 PM ^
I think he had "Muschamp Dick". Real issues with going vertical.
October 11th, 2017 at 11:34 PM ^
I'm a dad so I have no idea what that is.
October 11th, 2017 at 4:57 PM ^
Nice.
October 11th, 2017 at 4:57 PM ^
Do that in front of 112,000 people, then I'll be impressed.
October 12th, 2017 at 5:07 PM ^
"Congratulations, you are part of the largest crown anywhere in America watching a man get a dry, dissatisfying handjob today!!!"
October 11th, 2017 at 5:00 PM ^
There was a guy selling cocaine in front of me in the student section a few years ago. He must have made 5-10 transactions during the game.
October 11th, 2017 at 5:11 PM ^
... a little bump is often the difference between a first down and 4 and 2.
October 11th, 2017 at 5:20 PM ^
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
October 11th, 2017 at 6:24 PM ^
Had to cover his PSD somehow
October 11th, 2017 at 5:02 PM ^
This very same thing happened probably six people down from me in my row. I heard somebody say, "stop, there are kids around." My wife actually saw it. Everyone was standing at the time except them.The couple could barely stand/walk as they were messed up on something.
October 11th, 2017 at 7:11 PM ^
College football is an event for those of all ages. It's a shared family experience that fathers should be able to bring their sons and daughters to, that grandparents should be able to bring their grandchildren to. This isn't cursing or somebody being drunk off their ass or even a fight, which you would expect to see. It's unfathomable to me that disgusting degenerates like them can't wait a couple of hours, or at least have the "decency" to sneak into a bathroom stall. They should both honestly be arrested, publicly shamed, and put on a list. Complete scum, running around probably hopped up on God knows what.
Absolutely disgusting.
October 11th, 2017 at 7:28 PM ^
You say it's disgusting, but your user name just adds to the humor here.
October 11th, 2017 at 7:35 PM ^
I hate it when people take my advice literally, especially during the middle of a football game surrounded by children.
October 11th, 2017 at 5:01 PM ^
I know that girl
October 11th, 2017 at 5:15 PM ^
Good time huh?
October 11th, 2017 at 10:11 PM ^
Indeed
October 12th, 2017 at 11:04 AM ^
But good enough to take the "Cranky" out of Cranky Dave?
October 11th, 2017 at 7:24 PM ^
Seems to have plenty of cranking in her as well...
October 11th, 2017 at 8:34 PM ^
In your wet dreams.
October 11th, 2017 at 5:14 PM ^
This is one of those times when you wonder if anything like this has ever been picked up on FanCam at a any stadium. I can only imagine being on the screen having your best friend polished in front of 110,000 of your closest friends at Michigan Stadium. Hopefully, the polic allow you to at least get finished off, if nothing else.
October 12th, 2017 at 11:10 AM ^
I remember years ago there was a story of a couple caught having sex in their room at the Skydome Renaissance Hotel during a Blue Jays game. I think the video even got flashed up onto the Jumbotron.
October 12th, 2017 at 12:21 PM ^
That isn't a story. That could be found all over the internet along with people banging in empty sections of stadiums. There were multiple couples filmed in their rooms at the sky dome. They thought the Windows were tinted. You could rent that video back when you actually had to rent porn.
October 11th, 2017 at 5:20 PM ^
my wife hasn't done that to me in 10 years. Give it a few years and she'll be wearing rubber gloves and they'll have to hard schedule the handy.
October 11th, 2017 at 5:56 PM ^
Do what Hatter does...a bottle of wine, bit of blow for her and then some blow for you...shower and manscaping won't hurt either
October 11th, 2017 at 8:56 PM ^
heavy-duty zircon encrusted tweezers...
October 11th, 2017 at 6:18 PM ^
The only time my wife did ANYTHING similar to THAT we were at the movies in a very dark theater and she jerked her hand away the moment she realized it wasn't my hand she was holding. I tried, and failed :(
October 11th, 2017 at 8:12 PM ^
To make my case for some lovin'. Then she refers me to Excel. /jk
October 11th, 2017 at 5:20 PM ^
He had a better time watching the game than any of us did on Saturday.
October 11th, 2017 at 5:45 PM ^
Gives me ideas for the IU game
October 11th, 2017 at 5:45 PM ^
He's just getting some mentos out of his pocket.
October 11th, 2017 at 8:55 PM ^
Never gets old.
October 11th, 2017 at 5:43 PM ^
"Dammit Mike, where are my pistachios?! You think I won't come in there and get 'em just test me."
October 11th, 2017 at 5:54 PM ^
I like chicks who put out.
October 11th, 2017 at 9:27 PM ^
You want to see them all!
October 11th, 2017 at 6:27 PM ^
Doesn't look like he brought much to the game.
October 11th, 2017 at 7:00 PM ^
Looks like she couldn't find what she was looking for . . .
October 11th, 2017 at 7:04 PM ^
At least they're not teabagging each other this time.
October 11th, 2017 at 7:33 PM ^
Nor the place......
October 11th, 2017 at 7:38 PM ^
During the middle of a football game? Come on.
It's not like it was during a baseball game in the seventh inning stretch. They need to learn some etiquette.
October 11th, 2017 at 10:56 PM ^
I somehow doubt this is that rare. And although this is packed with age-ism, when the kids are that young, I just don't care. That's not a comment on whether it is illegal but on whether or not I should care if they are punished. And I don't.
I'd have never gotten out of my teens alive if I had been arraigned for every piddly thing like this.
October 12th, 2017 at 6:48 AM ^
Pretend you are 19 and the same happens to you.
I was standing in line for a burrito when I was 20. A girl I had a huge crush on walked up and did similar things for about 30 seconds right there in line. I was shocked , excited, but most of all petrified -unable to move.
Then as she walked away leaving me "standing" in line... there was nothing I could do but order my burrito.
October 12th, 2017 at 8:13 AM ^
And you thought the rooster crow was for TDs
October 12th, 2017 at 9:20 AM ^
If only Michigan could score that easily.
Funny thing is that she was so drunk, she didn't realize that guy was not her boyfriend.