Things more competent than the 2010 Michigan defense
and my ability to pick up hot chicks with my Mgoblog points.
- the maginot line
- richard nixon re-election team
- john cooper in late november
Lindsay Lohan as the designated driver after a New Years party....
Lindsay Lohan's rehab counselor.
The entire production team behind "Battlefield: Earth"
I suppose I'm often confused when reading reader comments on the blog that they pereceive that Greg Robinson is the main culprit. I mean, Scott Shafer is doing just fine without the fine assistants he had while he was at Michigan. I agree that M isn't very talented on defense, but they also are not very sound at really any level. Other than Bruce Tall, and the verdict is still out there for me, it doesn't appear they have any good positional coaches working for them. J.T. Floyd looks lost. The bandit and spur are ok. The Dline is chronically underutilized. I guess I think this whole thing is systemic and that the only way I'd keep RR would be if he was forced to get rid of his entire defensive staff and hand the keys to a new guy and let him run his stuff. I don't think the whole working with the 3-3-5 crew is going so well at any level. Anyhow, that's the only way I can see keeping RR, I enjoy the offense, though am occasionally frustrated like any crazy fan, but I don't see hope for the defense. It seems like the failure is happening at every level.
RR will stay...but G-Rob, what an epic fail!?!?!? I honestly believe Corky coud step in and do a better job, and I mean that more as a compliment to Corky than anything (sorry to anyone born post "life goes on" era).
Mario Mendoza as a Major League hitter.
World Series game
FEMA under Michael Brown
This was my first thought as well.
The guy who crashed a Mars probe by forgetting to convert units.
The Fords (running a football team)
quantum mechanics theories are more competent than this defense.
Michigan's special teams.
The 2008 Michigan offense
Relief efforts for Hurricane Katrina
The Gulf Oil Fiasco
Any teams' version of Nick Sheridan. Penn State in this instance (mcgroin, or Mcgloin er whatev).
France's 2010 World Cup soccer team.
Every attempt at Mideast Peace
Dubya's crack WMD intelligence
Snooki as a neurosurgeon
Nothing is less competent that Pat Ward. Just typing her name made me feel ill.
The GMs that picked Sam Bowie and Hakeem Olajuwon before Michael Jordan.
Hakeem Olajuwon was one of the greatest centers to ever play the game and won 2 NBA titles. I would hardly classify him as a bad pick or a display of ineptitude on the part of a GM.
I completely agree that he was a hell of a player...and yet he still shouldn't have been picked before Jordan.
Great centers are more rare than great guards. I mean, granted, Michael Jordan is rarer still, but hard to project THAT.
And he won those 2 titles when Jordan was "retired".
Hey, we haven't gone winless. The Matt Millen comment is just patently false.
BELOW sea level. Duh!
Miss Teen South Carolina
Actually at least she'd stay in her zone...
Even though being an Oklahoma fan as well does help lighten the mood over the regular season when Michigan plays like sh*t
Lou Holtz as the Jets coach
Les Miles Timekeeping
Lou Holtz at being unbiased towards ND
Lou Holtz at speaking without making it rain
rule in the NFL
Nah, I take that back.
playing at QB today...possibly not though, its up in the air for me. at least he played a competent team
"Keep fucking that chicken" guy
Uncle Ruckus: Diversity counselor
Homer Simpson: Nuclear Safety Compliance Officer
The last two seasons of The X-Files
pick any one of them....anywhere.......they have to be better.
Vincent Smith and his ability to break tackles
People trying to plug deep sea oil leaks.
umpire jim joyce
2008 Michigan Defense
2009 Michigan Defense
BP's oil cleanup effort in the gulf
The 2009 Michigan Defense.
The 2008 Michigan Defense.
Brett Favre's jean zipper
Brett Favre's cellphone
Brett Favre's texting skills
Brett Favre's flirting skills
Zap Brannigan as a pilot
The United Nations
mark dantonio's "zero tolerance" policy
Sorry dude, you can be mad as all get out at our D, but NOTHING is more incompetent than that clown. His blind hatred and his record against us is what's keeping him employed.
That was the first thing I've seen since the game ended that made me smile. Thank you for that. At least Dantonio got what he deserved, although that doesn't make me feel any better.
George W. Bush
President Barack Obama
Obama's management of the Gulf oil spill
A: Politics, yo.
B: What the fuck was the president supposed to do?
Disagree on this one as well.
clean up GWB's mess of 8 years in 2 years, nobody
A Dem Congress has been in control for the last 4 yrs.
Charlie Sheen's life coach
wtf? my life rules.
People ripping on 18-22 year olds sacrificing their bodies for Michigan while they sit at home on a computer and act like they deserve something for simply rooting for a team they watch on television.
You can try really hard and still be incompetent.
The Times Square bomber.
Detroit Public Schools
Fruit of Ka-boom bomber
Last ten Charlie Weis diets
Kansas Board of Education
50 tyson rapping
Michael Jackson's doctor
anger management classes
Charlie from It's Always Sunny...
Chris L. Rucker operating a car
Or a ski mask
Opposing players in Michael Jordan posters.
Rob Zombie as a preschool teacher.
North Korea's missile guidance engineers.
Kanye watching Taylor Swift win an award.
Joe Paterno’s eyes.
The freep....on second thought maybe not
charlie weiss's diet
glenn beck's logic
Hey now, something that doesn't exist can't be more competent.
that was original...
The Jersey Shore Cast
as the WVU HC. (this is NOT a joke).
-A blind baby chimpanzee throwing hand grenades
-Lou Holtz and the letter 'S'
-Brett Favre and his Wrangler
-Joey Harrington as a pro
-A drop of water in the Sahara
The guy who set his junk on fire trying to light explosives in his underwear to blow up a plane.
The Iraqi Information Minister FTW
(Last year's NCAA hockey tournament ref.) Sorry.
Every other defense in the football bowl subdivision..and some of the FCS
Charlie Sheen. Oh, and his nostrils, they have the power or an Oreck.
I am going back to bed to cry.
haters. this board is full of haters.
Abstinence only sex education.
France's military: WWI - present
The Great Depression
Michael Vick's love for animals
The Freep Investigation Team