- Matt Millen as the Lions' GM
- Ryan Leaf playing quarterback in the NFL
- The "boom goes the dynamite" guy doing the evening news
Feel free to add on.
and my ability to pick up hot chicks with my Mgoblog points.
- the maginot line
- richard nixon re-election team
- john cooper in late november
Lindsay Lohan as the designated driver after a New Years party....
Lindsay Lohan's rehab counselor.
The entire production team behind "Battlefield: Earth"
I suppose I'm often confused when reading reader comments on the blog that they pereceive that Greg Robinson is the main culprit. I mean, Scott Shafer is doing just fine without the fine assistants he had while he was at Michigan. I agree that M isn't very talented on defense, but they also are not very sound at really any level. Other than Bruce Tall, and the verdict is still out there for me, it doesn't appear they have any good positional coaches working for them. J.T. Floyd looks lost. The bandit and spur are ok. The Dline is chronically underutilized. I guess I think this whole thing is systemic and that the only way I'd keep RR would be if he was forced to get rid of his entire defensive staff and hand the keys to a new guy and let him run his stuff. I don't think the whole working with the 3-3-5 crew is going so well at any level. Anyhow, that's the only way I can see keeping RR, I enjoy the offense, though am occasionally frustrated like any crazy fan, but I don't see hope for the defense. It seems like the failure is happening at every level.
RR will stay...but G-Rob, what an epic fail!?!?!? I honestly believe Corky coud step in and do a better job, and I mean that more as a compliment to Corky than anything (sorry to anyone born post "life goes on" era).
Mario Mendoza as a Major League hitter.
World Series game
FEMA under Michael Brown
This was my first thought as well.
The guy who crashed a Mars probe by forgetting to convert units.
The Fords (running a football team)
quantum mechanics theories are more competent than this defense.
Michigan's special teams.
The 2008 Michigan offense
Relief efforts for Hurricane Katrina
The Gulf Oil Fiasco
Any teams' version of Nick Sheridan. Penn State in this instance (mcgroin, or Mcgloin er whatev).
France's 2010 World Cup soccer team.
Every attempt at Mideast Peace
Dubya's crack WMD intelligence
Snooki as a neurosurgeon
Nothing is less competent that Pat Ward. Just typing her name made me feel ill.
The GMs that picked Sam Bowie and Hakeem Olajuwon before Michael Jordan.
Hakeem Olajuwon was one of the greatest centers to ever play the game and won 2 NBA titles. I would hardly classify him as a bad pick or a display of ineptitude on the part of a GM.
I completely agree that he was a hell of a player...and yet he still shouldn't have been picked before Jordan.
Great centers are more rare than great guards. I mean, granted, Michael Jordan is rarer still, but hard to project THAT.
And he won those 2 titles when Jordan was "retired".
Hey, we haven't gone winless. The Matt Millen comment is just patently false.
BELOW sea level. Duh!
Miss Teen South Carolina
Actually at least she'd stay in her zone...
Even though being an Oklahoma fan as well does help lighten the mood over the regular season when Michigan plays like sh*t
Lou Holtz as the Jets coach
Les Miles Timekeeping
Lou Holtz at being unbiased towards ND
Lou Holtz at speaking without making it rain
rule in the NFL
Nah, I take that back.
playing at QB today...possibly not though, its up in the air for me. at least he played a competent team
"Keep fucking that chicken" guy
Uncle Ruckus: Diversity counselor
Homer Simpson: Nuclear Safety Compliance Officer
The last two seasons of The X-Files
pick any one of them....anywhere.......they have to be better.
Vincent Smith and his ability to break tackles
People trying to plug deep sea oil leaks.
umpire jim joyce
2008 Michigan Defense
2009 Michigan Defense
BP's oil cleanup effort in the gulf
The 2009 Michigan Defense.
The 2008 Michigan Defense.