...days and a wakeup...
...until Mike Cox [insert your puerile joke here].
needs moar usage
There are...
August 19th, 2010 at 10:28 PM
#1
There are...
August 19th, 2010 at 10:34 PM | 
I'll start
I'll start
August 19th, 2010 at 10:30 PM |
...penetrates the secondary?
...penetrates the secondary?
...penetrates the secondary?
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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August 19th, 2010 at 10:30 PM |
Was that a request?
Was that a request?
Lets see how many we can get.
15 days and a wakeup until Mike Cox takes his balls deep against a tight defense.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 19th, 2010 at 10:35 PM |
Gary - you have balls
Gary - you have balls
I love your balls.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:43 PM |
You're going balls deep in a
You're going balls deep in a
You're going balls deep in a Huskie?
You are going to jail for a very very long time. Pervert.
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
August 19th, 2010 at 10:34 PM |
15 days and a wake-up until I
15 days and a wake-up until I
15 days and a wake-up until I yell "TRUCK STICK BABY!!!" as Mike Cox plows his way inside to get to the second level, then bounces back outside for the speedy finish.
Giggity.
GO BLUE
August 19th, 2010 at 10:37 PM |
ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh
...until Mike Cox spurts through the defense
August 19th, 2010 at 10:38 PM |
15 days and a wake-up until
15 days and a wake-up until
15 days and a wake-up until Mike Cox drops a load of points on UConn
August 19th, 2010 at 10:40 PM |
I like it
I like it
except that "drops a load" sounds a lot more like he's giving them a Cleveland Steamer.
Which is... you know, if you're into that, I guess...
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 19th, 2010 at 11:15 PM |
NTTAWWT
NTTAWWT
...
August 19th, 2010 at 11:46 PM |
I learn something new
I learn something new
Every day. Not that I necessarily wanted to know the term, "Cleveland Steamer". Thank God for the Urban Dictionary.
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
August 19th, 2010 at 11:59 PM |
Huh, you know something?
Huh, you know something?
I always thought that dogs laid eggs. So, yeah. I learned something today.
Hoosier by birth, Wolverine by choice
August 19th, 2010 at 10:39 PM |
It's a shame Tulsa isn't on
It's a shame Tulsa isn't on
It's a shame Tulsa isn't on the schedule. You could have "15 days until Mike Cox pounds Beaver."
August 19th, 2010 at 10:41 PM |
Yeah,
Yeah,
15 days until Mike Cox pounds a husky just isn't as sexy. I mean, don't get me wrong. Fat bottom girls and all that, but none the less.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 19th, 2010 at 10:43 PM |
Good one. Hey MGoShoe:
Good one. Hey MGoShoe:
How about chiming in so that I can pos-bang you for doing this countdown. I have not given you kudos yet. And by the way, its 15 days and a wake-up until Mike Cox puts seven points down UConn's throat.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:40 PM |
Until
Until
Mike Cox comes at you so hard, he scores.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:42 PM |
15 days and a wake-up until
15 days and a wake-up until
Mike Cox plows through the A-hole en route to a wide open endzone.
"Son tell me if I'm right, but its probably better without a big ugly rectum in front of you, and there are some big ugly rectums here. Am I right?"
-Mike Barwis
August 19th, 2010 at 10:49 PM |
Maybe
Maybe
Just maybe he might just pound it up the middle though. Just sayin'. It would probably hurt the defense. The guy is huge.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:43 PM |
15 days until Mike Cox busts
15 days until Mike Cox busts
15 days until Mike Cox busts through the A-hole.
/ a new personal low based on peer pressure.
"And all I ever wanted was a good job and some bus fare, a rocket and a bomb."- Michael Knott
August 19th, 2010 at 10:45 PM |
Question for you, Shoe
Question for you, Shoe
How come you do the N-1 days "and a wake up"? Why not just N days til the game? Not trying to be a dick; just curious.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:50 PM |
When I was in the Navy,
When I was in the Navy,
When I was in the Navy, everyone counted down the days until they were discharged in this exact same manner. By using the term "wake up" it made the number of days you were counting one less. Thereby making it seem like it was going to happen sooner.
Instead of saying 4 days until ______.
it was 3 days and a wakeup.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:53 PM |
Exactly. When I was in
Exactly. When I was in
Exactly. When I was in Afganistan and Iraq, we did it the same way.
"They've roused the Fire Wyrm!"
-the 13th Warrior
August 19th, 2010 at 10:57 PM |
It's funny
It's funny
because people would know hundreds of days in advance exactly how many they had to go before they got out. It wasn't until someone stated "I'm a double digit midget" that you knew they were getting anywhere near close to completeing their enlistment.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:52 PM |
It's a military thing. You
It's a military thing. You
It's a military thing. You need to watch some Vietnam movies or something. And by the way:
Until Cox hits the hole hard, going in and coming out the backside, and pounding in for the score.
"They've roused the Fire Wyrm!"
-the 13th Warrior
August 19th, 2010 at 10:53 PM |
I don't know, but Mike Cox
I don't know, but Mike Cox
I don't know, but Mike Cox informs me that it sounds like it's coming sooner.
GO BLUE
August 19th, 2010 at 11:03 PM |
Until...
Until...
Mike Cox puts it in for the score so quickly that it's embarassing.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:58 PM |
Until Cox forces his helmet
Until Cox forces his helmet
Until Cox forces his helmet into a tight crease.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:51 AM |
At Least they use protection...
At Least they use protection...
... on Cox head.
Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:59 PM |
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Iron man already got a much more elaborate and funny version of my joke.
Your friendly neighborhood contrarian.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:07 PM |
Mike Cox splits the seam
Mike Cox splits the seam
Mike Cox splits the seam
August 19th, 2010 at 11:19 PM |
Hopkins clears the way...
Hopkins clears the way...
and Cox finishes it off.
...
Well, I hope my mom doesn't read this.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:25 PM |
Cox in your face
Cox in your face
we could do this for a running back named Johnson, too
Michigan Man
August 19th, 2010 at 11:25 PM |
Mike Cox Shows Us...
Mike Cox Shows Us...
...how slippery he can be!
I'm glad he's not running for Governor anymore. We need his services in Ann Arbor, not Lansing. Oh, wait, he's still Attorney General. Goddamn, he does it all!
"First things first: Where's the shitter?"
August 19th, 2010 at 11:29 PM |
Alright ladies. That's
Alright ladies. That's
Alright ladies. That's hilarious. And about good. Nothing to see here.
"I don't see how having someone piss on my face is going to help me sell Lou Ferrigno's house."
August 19th, 2010 at 11:30 PM |
Mike Cox crams his huge boner
Mike Cox crams his huge boner
Mike Cox crams his huge boner in your mouth
did I do that right
August 19th, 2010 at 11:56 PM |
Good lord, you made me log in
Good lord, you made me log in
Good lord, you made me log in from work just to upvote you, thanks for the laugh BB.
I miss King of Belch.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:15 AM |
My sides hurt
My sides hurt
Your avatar makes that sooo much funnier
Posted from my Dell Venue Pro
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K
August 20th, 2010 at 6:50 AM |
Uhh...
Uhh...
Crose enough!
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 20th, 2010 at 6:50 AM |
NM
NM
Double Post
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 20th, 2010 at 8:40 AM |
I also had to log in
I also had to log in
just to posbang you. Awesome stuff.
15 days and a wake up until Mike Cox slides through the defense to score.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:58 PM |
Until Mike Cox...
Until Mike Cox...
-wait! Snyder already beat Cox.
August 20th, 2010 at 7:24 AM |
Madden, baby
Madden, baby
... until Mike Cox tries to go through the hole, but there isn't any hole.
Don't worry, Mike. What happens in Thailand, stays in Thailand.
August 20th, 2010 at 9:08 AM |
15 days until Mike Cox
15 days until Mike Cox
15 days until Mike Cox squirts through the hole and into the second level.
August 20th, 2010 at 9:11 AM |
In that case
In that case
He'll be having a very reproductive season.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
August 20th, 2010 at 9:12 AM |
If he gets past those pesky
If he gets past those pesky
If he gets past those pesky linebackers!
August 20th, 2010 at 9:49 AM |
Dear Diary
Dear Diary
Jackpot!
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Until Mike Cox bursts through the hole!
I love these posts. Nice work Shoe.
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