THE_KNOWLEDGE is a fraud!
Ladies and (mostly) gentlemen of mgoblog. We have been lied to by an individual claiming to have advance knowledge regarding our favorite school. I propose we gather our digital pitchforks and torches to storm the doors of his digital fortress. I don't know how any of this happens though. Does anyone have any digital mob experience in order to topple this false soothsayer?
October 16th, 2010 at 8:17 PM ^
Only THE KNOWLEDGE has that kind of power
October 16th, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
It seems like everyone has forgotten that THE_KNOWLEDGE is an imposter, masquerading as our one true soothsayer and prophet, THE KNOWLEDGE.
Verily, I do miss his Haloscan glory.
October 16th, 2010 at 8:21 PM ^
Really?
October 16th, 2010 at 8:31 PM ^
Yes
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October 16th, 2010 at 8:23 PM ^
As mortals, we are unable to decipher the mysteries of why this game went the way it did. I am sure an explanation will come.
October 16th, 2010 at 8:24 PM ^
I was actually thinking about that during the game. If THE KNOWLEDGE is indeed from the future then we are supposed to finish this season 11-1 which we now know will not happen. Thus the fallacy in logic leads to the conclusion that THE KNOWLEDGE is not from the future which is something I cannot accept. Somebody resolve this for me before I jump off the Cliffs of Insanity.
October 16th, 2010 at 9:31 PM ^
By coming from the future and giving insight into the future, he has changed the past (our current time) thus ruining his known future predictions. Who would've thought a blog had so much power
October 16th, 2010 at 9:32 PM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE is simply testing us. We must ascend to a higher level of fandom before we are awarded with enlightenment.
October 17th, 2010 at 2:32 PM ^
Like, he could be in the alternate 2010 where Biff is powerful, corrupt and married to your mother! We have to go back in time and find out when THE KNOWLEDGE got that sports almanac.
October 16th, 2010 at 8:25 PM ^
THE_KNOWLEDGE lived the future. He saw it happen. However what he must of saw was an alternate universe similar to our own. So when he returned to our time, he came back to from the wrong universe. The outcome of the game shifted probably when Molk went down early.
Some physicists believe that there is a infinite number of alternate universes. So somewhere there's a universe that we haven't lost in 3 years. On days like this it helps to think about that possible universe.
October 16th, 2010 at 8:31 PM ^
This is the only possibility. As a universe we NEED THE KNOWLEDGE.
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<br>Stay thirsty my friends
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October 16th, 2010 at 8:29 PM ^
What if THE KNOWLEDGE knew that his knowledge was incorrect?
October 16th, 2010 at 8:48 PM ^
Just like the Oracle in the Matrix, THE KNOWLEDGE told us what we needed to hear, not necessarily the "truth."
October 16th, 2010 at 8:33 PM ^
WTF are you telling me Rex Ryan isn't our defensive coordinator?
October 16th, 2010 at 8:36 PM ^
We're in an alternate 2010. When Biff stole the Greys Sports Almanac, he went back to 1955 and set off a chain of events which led to an alternate reality. We can only fix it by goof back to 1955. "I don't believe it."
October 16th, 2010 at 8:37 PM ^
He may be wrong but he is hilarious
October 16th, 2010 at 10:17 PM ^
Nice point boss
October 16th, 2010 at 8:40 PM ^
Point of order. I motion to censure THE_KNOWLEDGE until a thorough investigation can be made into the claims that he/she has knowledge [sic] about or pertaining to Michigan football.
October 16th, 2010 at 8:41 PM ^
Careful Big Fella. Suggesting that THE_KNOWLEDGE be toppeled?!?!!
Like our total environment, our mind has become contaminated by outside influences. No person can make a rational judgment of himself/herself. We no longer think clear because we don't know what clear thinking is.
We can't recognize our own dilemma because we are part of it. It is impossible for us to be impartial in our observance of ourselves because we see ourselves from a biased viewpoint. This is why we need THE_KNOWLEDGE “
Those that fuck with THE_KNOWLEDGE get something much worse than Herpes
October 16th, 2010 at 8:51 PM ^
YES.
MAYBE..
NO...
October 16th, 2010 at 8:58 PM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE will be back with a new mind-blowing explanation and prediction.
yes
THE KNOWLEDGE will be proven correct, someday, maybe ?
yes?
maybe?
October 16th, 2010 at 9:11 PM ^
I know THE_KNOWLEDGE was wrong today, but that doesn't keep me from looking forward to his/her next post with their explanation. I'm sure its going to be a doosey!
October 16th, 2010 at 10:25 PM ^
THE_KNOWLEDGE laughs at your misunderstood presumptions.
October 16th, 2010 at 10:35 PM ^
A FRAUD?
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<br>YES.
October 17th, 2010 at 3:10 AM ^
he was talking about next season.
it's a common mistake among those from the future
October 17th, 2010 at 3:00 PM ^
the KNOWLEDGE not only a FRAUD but also a BAMBOOZLER