"You are the source of the warm fuzzy feeling I've had all day. You and the onset of autumn. And Denard Robinson. But mostly you."
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"Please post better. kthnx."
Ok, I got to admit, in spite of my inability to understand what the heck the OP was talking about this morning, this turned into a great thread. Props to the folks here who, as is their wont, maximized a thread's potential.
+1 to the OP.
"We may be able to catch him if his damn shoes were tied"
Hmm, I didn't get any. Everyone was too infactuated with the Denard show, including myself.
"You must be watching the game over there!"
I was at a bar watching the game but I know for a fact if I was at my house, my entire neighborhood would call the cops for noise/vulgarities -- mostly because I live in a neighborhood where it's a mix of young families and 95 year olds.
"Denard just ran through my back yard..."
"16 has some wheels"
"Haha we will see if his skill extands past the forcier date before [I] call hi[m] a savior"
""Haha no man crush. A simple admission that the guy has skills."
"Haha you would have a man crush on an overweight blind guy if he were wearing a winged helmet"
BONUS: From a friend, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
From my friend, a huge ND fan(like ND tattoo's and everything)
Him: Your QB is the fastest player I have ever seen
Me: He can move, Hopefully Te'o leaves for the NFL, kid's a beast
Him: (after 95 yard TD) Yeeeaaaaaa GAME OVER!!!!
Me: Fuck me!!! We still have time
Him: Robinson cant throw, he wont be able to lead them downfield
Him: (after Roundtree's catch) What the fuck just happened??? You guys are gonna win again FML....
Me: You forgot to factor in Denard has dreads.... Game over
Him: What the fuck do dreads have to do with him demolishing ND by himself??? Youre an idiot
Me: Kelly is now my 2nd favorite ND coach, thanks for not kicking a FG b4 half LOLOL
(A rollercoaster finish ending in a Wolverine victory can do that to you)
The first thing I did after the game was call my ND fan friend. I was pretty hammered at this point so when he had his friend answer the phone for him and tell me that I had the wrong number, I didn't take it so well. The conversation went something like this:
"Hi, is Brian there?"
"I'm sorry, there's no Brian here."
"Oh, well can you take a message?"
"Can you tell Brian to suck my maize and blue balls?"
Very mature, I know. I blame it on the alcohol...
After the game winning TD-
Friend "Fuck me sideways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me "I am not your Priest"
low blow I know
With about 5 minutes left, " This has the makings of one of those beasty Irish wins."
"That 16, boy, he goooood!"
A friend of mine from Connecticut who is a huge Irish fan referring to Montana:
"He looks like a virgin at a free whore house; Not knowing what to do and how to do it."
"michigan football 2010 -- dont blink"
..."If these [effing] announcers call it, 'Hail to The Victors,' one more time I am going to punch them in their Irish faces. It's, 'The Victors,' morons, and it's not Big Blue either!"
The announcers at the game kept calling Roundtree J.T. Floyd. I mean, I understand the mistake, same number and all, but jesus. It was the entire game. You figure someone would have mentioned to him that he had it wrong.
They also referred to Jonas Mouton repeatedly as James Mouton.
They did it often enough that I started to refer to him as James.
They also said Robinson recovered his own fumble when it was clearly Vincent Smith.
maybe they're ND Alums, just saying.
Definately not a Michigan education.
"Dane Crist in the huddle: "OK everyone go long. I need someone in the fifth row behind the end zone. Just get open there!"
1) I hate u (14-7)
2) FUCK u (21-7)
3) Boo yah (after ND takes the lead)
4) I hate you so much (.....Denard......)
5) OMG (reality sets in)
in Indiana, I have tons of ND fan friends. All last week I was telling them, "My QB will run for over 150yds on your team this weekend." That's all it took to start the betting, and I ended up with an extra $30 in my pocket by halftime. One of them called after the 1st half was over and simply said,"wow" - I just said, " I wasn't kidding when I told you this kid can't be stopped." How sweet it is to beat the irish one more time. Speaking of Irish, has anyone heard from him? I would like to hear his opinion of starting a concussed QB that can't see out of one eye in the second half. I just hope BK realizes he was jeapordizing the rest of Crist's career with that move. What a selfish coach...
not just his career, Kelly jeapordized Crist's whole life by putting someone in the game with potential brain damage. When somebody gets a head shot and loses vision, that's a tell-tale sign of neurological damage. WTF was he thinking by puting him back in?
and when I watched Denard run, all I saw was a blur. Does this mean I have neurological damage?
"When did Nick Sheridan get so fast?"
ND: "Those Michigan guys should cut their hair"
Me: "What would Jesus do?"
ND: "That ain't Joe Montana at QB"
Me: "Does he wear those ass-defining Sketchers? And td" (Denard long run)
Me: " Not feeling as good as I was an hour ago"
ND: "They just dropped Montana off at the airport. Your QB is good for at least one more TD"
ND: "If it comes down 2 Mich field goal you're screwed"
Me: "My ass hurts already"
ND: "If they don't throw to Floyd I'm breaking something"
Next day e-mail Denard Heisman photo
Me: Hail to the victors..
ND friend: Crist is getting paid by the bookies
Me: haha that was strange how his eye stopped working wasn't it?
ND friend: He's fuckin getting paid by the bookies
Me: Good game tho dude
ND friend: sat out all 1st half brings them back within 4 points then throws the ball in the stands
ND friend: funny the spread was 3 and a half
ND friend: Robinson is your whole team
Me: Robinson is all that is man
ND friend: Fuck you.
ND was -3.5/4. that would mean he wouldn't throw it away. ND winning by 3 or losing by 4 is still the same result. if UM had been 3.5/4 favorites his rant would make sense
Me: "Is it just me or does Tom Hammond look like he's wearing makeup in the booth?"
Friend: "Dude looks creeeepy"
You ought to see him when he does the horse races on NBC. He is fully done in Drag minus the dress.
Boom! You've been Denard'd!
"Damn, baby, you are the greatest lover this side of the Mississippi. I will never forget Friday night, I feel like a woman again. Also, this Denard fellow on the tube here, he is really fast. Is he made of some other substance?"
Who did you send that to?
"Denard!, Denard!, Denard!"
"An error occurred when sending this message. Please check the phone number or email address and try again."
ND Stadium needs added cell reception on game days big time.
It can't be worse than Michigan stadium. I swear AT&T packs up their towers and heads for Ohio 30 minutes before kickoff. My iphone is good for almost nothing in the Big House on gameday.
Of course that doesn't stop me from frantically trying and retrying to send in my text entry to win the halftime entry to a luxury box.
after Denard's 87 yard touchdown run:
"Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!"
after Kelly opted not to kick the field goal:
"Hey what are you doing after the game?"
Look, you didn't say it had to be interesting, OK?
From my slightly deranged friend:
"Denard makes my undercarriage moist"
Me: 'lol Irish'
Her: "you don't have to be mean, and like I told you, UM would probably win anyway'
Me: 'lol Irish'
"You can breathe now."
"Do you think Denard will let me have his baby?"
"This is opera"
ND Fan. First Quarter: "Crist + TDJ = God is on our side"
ND Fan Fourth Quarter: "Did u c that rainbow? Told u."
ND Fan Fourth Quarter: "My God, my God, y have u forsaken me?"
ND Fan post-game: "2 years in a row. I hate u (Denard is a WMD)"
State fan: your secondare LOLOLOLOL
we don't have much of a secondare