UMAmaizinBlue

September 15th, 2010 at 8:48 AM ^

"16 has some wheels" 

 

"Haha we will see if his skill extands past the forcier date before [I] call hi[m] a savior"

 

""Haha no man crush. A simple admission that the guy has skills."

 

"Haha you would have a man crush on an overweight blind guy if he were wearing a winged helmet"

 

BONUS: From a friend, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Dr.Jay

September 15th, 2010 at 8:47 AM ^

From my friend, a huge ND fan(like ND tattoo's and everything)

Him: Your QB is the fastest player I have ever seen

Me: He can move, Hopefully Te'o leaves for the NFL, kid's a beast

Him: (after 95 yard TD) Yeeeaaaaaa GAME OVER!!!!

Me: Fuck me!!! We still have time

Him: Robinson cant throw, he wont be able to lead them downfield

Him: (after Roundtree's catch) What the fuck just happened??? You guys are gonna win again FML....

Me: You forgot to factor in Denard has dreads.... Game over

Him: What the fuck do dreads have to do with him demolishing ND by himself??? Youre an idiot

Me: Kelly is now my 2nd favorite ND coach, thanks for not kicking a FG b4 half LOLOL

WichitanWolverine

September 15th, 2010 at 8:50 AM ^

The first thing I did after the game was call my ND fan friend.  I was pretty hammered at this point so when he had his friend answer the phone for him and tell me that I had the wrong number, I didn't take it so well.  The conversation went something like this:

 

"Hi, is Brian there?"

"I'm sorry, there's no Brian here."



"Oh, well can you take a message?"

"Sure."

"Can you tell Brian to suck my maize and blue balls?"

*Click*

Very mature, I know.  I blame it on the alcohol...

chitown.victor

September 15th, 2010 at 9:17 AM ^

..."If these [effing] announcers call it, 'Hail to The Victors,' one more time I am going to punch them in their Irish faces.  It's, 'The Victors,' morons, and it's not Big Blue either!"

michiganfanforlife

September 15th, 2010 at 9:23 AM ^

in Indiana, I have tons of ND fan friends. All last week I was telling them, "My QB will run for over 150yds on your team this weekend." That's all it took to start the betting, and I ended up with an extra $30 in my pocket by halftime. One of them called after the 1st half was over and simply said,"wow" - I just said, " I wasn't kidding when I told you this kid can't be stopped." How sweet it is to beat the irish one more time. Speaking of Irish, has anyone heard from him? I would like to hear his opinion of starting a concussed QB that can't see out of one eye in the second half. I just hope BK realizes he was jeapordizing the rest of Crist's career with that move. What a selfish coach...

Maizeforlife

September 15th, 2010 at 11:21 AM ^

not just his career, Kelly jeapordized Crist's whole life by putting someone in the game with potential brain damage.  When somebody gets a head shot and loses vision, that's a tell-tale sign of neurological damage.  WTF was he thinking by puting him back in?

Glutton

September 15th, 2010 at 9:37 AM ^

ND: "Those Michigan guys should cut their hair"

Me: "What would Jesus do?"

ND: "That ain't Joe Montana at QB"

Me: "Does he wear those ass-defining Sketchers?  And td" (Denard long run)

Me: " Not feeling as good as I was an hour ago"

ND: "They just dropped Montana off at the airport. Your QB is good for at least one more TD"

ND: "If it comes down 2 Mich field goal you're screwed"

Me: "My ass hurts already"

ND: "If they don't throw to Floyd I'm breaking something"

Next day e-mail Denard Heisman photo

house of pain

September 15th, 2010 at 9:42 AM ^

Me: Hail to the victors..

ND friend: Crist is getting paid by the bookies

Me: haha that was strange how his eye stopped working wasn't it?

ND friend: He's fuckin getting paid by the bookies

Me: Good game tho dude

ND friend: sat out all 1st half brings them back within 4 points then throws the ball in the stands

ND friend: funny the spread was 3 and a half

ND friend: Robinson is your whole team

Me: Robinson is all that is man

ND friend: Fuck you.

JBE

September 15th, 2010 at 10:23 AM ^

"Damn, baby, you are the greatest lover this side of the Mississippi. I will never forget Friday night, I feel like a woman again. Also, this Denard fellow on the tube here, he is really fast. Is he made of some other substance?"

Feat of Clay

September 15th, 2010 at 2:26 PM ^

It can't be worse than Michigan stadium.  I swear AT&T packs up their towers and heads for Ohio 30 minutes before kickoff.  My iphone is good for almost nothing in the Big House on gameday. 

Of course that doesn't stop me from frantically trying and retrying to send in my text entry to win the halftime entry to a luxury box. 

MikeUM85

September 15th, 2010 at 11:49 AM ^

ND Fan. First Quarter: "Crist + TDJ = God is on our side"

ND Fan Fourth Quarter: "Did u c that rainbow? Told u."

ND Fan Fourth Quarter: "My God, my God, y have u forsaken me?"

ND Fan post-game: "2 years in a row. I hate u (Denard is a WMD)"