Terrible Joke Snowflake Thread

Submitted by kevin holt on

Please stop. You're not funny. Even if you're poking fun at the others, you're adding to the problem. Shut up.

That said, post em here and you might get a laugh or two. There's a place for this bullcrap. Let's concentrate that place in one post.

Edit: for any newcomers, this was a response to several thousand completely unique and clever since-deleted threads with "DCC: [stupid joke]" as the title. If you have a hilarious new twist on this concept, post it here.

Wolverine Devotee

December 2nd, 2015 at 3:23 PM ^

I was dead serious about John Harbaugh. I swear to God.

Give me reasons why he wouldn't come here if and only if he does not stick with the Ravens besides THEY'LL PAY ALL THE MONIES!

Michigan is greater than money, as well knew and saw in December of last year.

Wolverine Devotee

December 2nd, 2015 at 3:33 PM ^

I realize it's probably a longshot to most, but if there's no good NFL jobs out there.......?

Vic Fangio wasn't a head coach in the NFL but he did the same thing. 

It's definitely unheard of, but this is a special circumstance. It's his brother, it's Ann Arbor, it's Michigan.

Neg away, but many of you did the same to me a year ago when I was saying all 2014 season that Jim Harbaugh would come here over the NFL.

kevin holt

December 2nd, 2015 at 3:45 PM ^

John didn't play here. John was a STC not a DC. Even if it were plausible, why would we want this? Just because he's an NFL coach? Would you also want a big-name NFL DC to come coach the offense? Hiring a guy who hasn't been a DC would be as much a gamble as hiring a position coach, and would be much more expensive in his case.

Bambi

December 2nd, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^

Because Jim Harbaugh coming here was a once in a blue moon occurence?

Because John Harbaugh doesn't have the same connection to Michigan that Jim does?

Because Jim went from being a succesful NFL head caoch to a college head coach, not a succesful NFL head coach to a college DC?

Because John Harbaugh hasn't coached in college for almost 20 years and probably doesn't want to come back to college like Jim dd?

Because any NFL head coaching job would pay exponentially more than DC at Michigan?

Because if John is fired, he'd be every NFL team's #1 choice?

Because he won't be fired?

Michigan4Harbaugh

December 2nd, 2015 at 3:30 PM ^

Dilly Bar Dan once said that it's never to cold for a Dilly Bar. Wise words to live by my friends.