There is no description of the job. http://umjobs.org/job_detail/79726/football_analyst
I'm tempted to apply, but I'm already a full time employee of the U. Too bad.
I don't think they changed Les at all actually
Temporary football analyst position open
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:51 PM
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Temporary football analyst position open
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:59 PM | 
So...
So...
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:37 PM |
I had the same thought.
I had the same thought.
I had the same thought. Pretty funny posting it that way regardless.
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:52 PM |
Yeah, state laws require
Yeah, state laws require
Yeah, state laws require posting of all job openings to help prevent cronyism/nepotism. It doesn't really work, but the thought is nice. U of M had to post the head coach opening when Rodriguez and Hoke were hired too.
There was actually an Onion article along those lines recently. Too bad one minute of half-hearted searching didn't turn it up.
February 23rd, 2013 at 11:50 PM |
Wisconsin did it for their head coach recently
Wisconsin did it for their head coach recently
I think someone posted it on the board. I was extremely tempted to send in an app just for kicks.
February 24th, 2013 at 9:31 AM |
The Article You Seek...
The Article You Seek...
...is found here, if I am not mistaken, and definitely seems to apply to a blank listing. A seach of the administrative staff shows that we have three analysts on staff at last report, two defensive analysts and one offensive analyst.
The opener for the Onion article, which is all too true of many companies:
"Software developer WebTek Network Solutions went ahead and posted a listing for a job this morning as if the purportedly open position hadn’t already been promised to a friend of one the company’s current employees, sources confirmed Monday."
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
February 24th, 2013 at 9:33 AM |
Double Post...
Double Post...
So, there's also this somewhat related (and also amusing) one from the Onion from back in 2001:
Nepotism Passed Off As Synergy
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:04 PM |
WOTS
WOTS
Brian's getting hired to do UFR's for Hoke and company...
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:09 PM |
There's not even a job description.
There's not even a job description.
That's the weirdest post for a U job I've ever seen.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:21 PM |
It ends 3-1-13...so we'll
It ends 3-1-13...so we'll
It ends 3-1-13...so we'll know the new coach by then?
3-3-5 til the day I die y'all
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:53 PM |
Oh noes, the University is
Oh noes, the University is
Oh noes, the University is resorting to walk-on hires as football coaches? Everyone panic!
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:55 PM |
I think em0 should apply.
I think em0 should apply.
I think em0 should apply.
February 23rd, 2013 at 11:14 PM |
Good call
Good call
Dave Brandon is woefully ignorant about our depth chart in 2027.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
February 24th, 2013 at 2:57 AM |
em0 might be OK, but THE KNOWLEDGE would seem to be
em0 might be OK, but THE KNOWLEDGE would seem to be
perfect for an analyst position. Or maybe King of Belch.
February 23rd, 2013 at 11:19 PM |
Don't worry guys, I got this
Don't worry guys, I got this
Don't worry guys, I got this
"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch"
February 23rd, 2013 at 11:34 PM |
I'm surprised HR let this one
I'm surprised HR let this one
I'm surprised HR let this one through. Normally they at least require some kind of description to post it so random people have a chance to at least write a decent cover letter or the like. Supposedly the fairness of it can be debated otherwise.
February 23rd, 2013 at 11:52 PM |
Nonexempt
Nonexempt
The weirdest part of this is that it is non exempt under the FLSA which means it is a low-level job eligible for overtime pay. Which isn't the type of thing they would have a person in mind for
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
February 24th, 2013 at 1:10 AM |
Work Study
Work Study
My guess is that they have a student lined up for work study which is why it is a non-exempt / hourly employee. Not someone recruited for a salaried spot, but someone with ties to the program.
February 24th, 2013 at 2:03 AM |
Wasn't Koger coming back as a
Wasn't Koger coming back as a
Wasn't Koger coming back as a football analyst? Maybe that's his spot
February 24th, 2013 at 3:17 AM |
I will accept any role the U
I will accept any role the U
I will accept any role the U has to offer.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
February 24th, 2013 at 9:10 AM |
Then have fun at Miami.
Then have fun at Miami.
Then have fun at Miami.
February 24th, 2013 at 4:33 AM |
If interviewed
If interviewed
I will not negotiate;
if offered I will not accept;
if hired I will not serve.
That is all.
February 24th, 2013 at 11:23 AM |
Isn't anyone going to send in a CV...
Isn't anyone going to send in a CV...
...citing their glorious coaching history on NCAA Football 2012 dynasty mode?
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/student-lands-job-run...
February 24th, 2013 at 1:29 PM |
I have the inside track
I have the inside track
I'm the one with the cronies.
My guess is that they want to hire someone (a specific person), but University rules/state laws require them to post it publicly.
They no longer call me Bisbiño