Temporary football analyst position open
There is no description of the job. http://umjobs.org/job_detail/79726/football_analyst
I'm tempted to apply, but I'm already a full time employee of the U. Too bad.
February 23rd, 2013 at 8:59 PM ^
My guess is that they want to hire someone (a specific person), but University rules/state laws require them to post it publicly.
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:37 PM ^
I had the same thought. Pretty funny posting it that way regardless.
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:52 PM ^
Yeah, state laws require posting of all job openings to help prevent cronyism/nepotism. It doesn't really work, but the thought is nice. U of M had to post the head coach opening when Rodriguez and Hoke were hired too.
There was actually an Onion article along those lines recently. Too bad one minute of half-hearted searching didn't turn it up.
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:50 PM ^
I think someone posted it on the board. I was extremely tempted to send in an app just for kicks.
February 24th, 2013 at 8:31 AM ^
...is found here, if I am not mistaken, and definitely seems to apply to a blank listing. A seach of the administrative staff shows that we have three analysts on staff at last report, two defensive analysts and one offensive analyst.
The opener for the Onion article, which is all too true of many companies:
"Software developer WebTek Network Solutions went ahead and posted a listing for a job this morning as if the purportedly open position hadn’t already been promised to a friend of one the company’s current employees, sources confirmed Monday."
February 24th, 2013 at 8:33 AM ^
So, there's also this somewhat related (and also amusing) one from the Onion from back in 2001:
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:04 PM ^
Brian's getting hired to do UFR's for Hoke and company...
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:09 PM ^
That's the weirdest post for a U job I've ever seen.
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:21 PM ^
It ends 3-1-13...so we'll know the new coach by then?
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:53 PM ^
Oh noes, the University is resorting to walk-on hires as football coaches? Everyone panic!
February 23rd, 2013 at 9:55 PM ^
I think em0 should apply.
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:14 PM ^
Dave Brandon is woefully ignorant about our depth chart in 2027.
February 24th, 2013 at 1:57 AM ^
perfect for an analyst position. Or maybe King of Belch.
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:19 PM ^
Don't worry guys, I got this
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:34 PM ^
I'm surprised HR let this one through. Normally they at least require some kind of description to post it so random people have a chance to at least write a decent cover letter or the like. Supposedly the fairness of it can be debated otherwise.
February 23rd, 2013 at 10:52 PM ^
The weirdest part of this is that it is non exempt under the FLSA which means it is a low-level job eligible for overtime pay. Which isn't the type of thing they would have a person in mind for
February 24th, 2013 at 12:10 AM ^
My guess is that they have a student lined up for work study which is why it is a non-exempt / hourly employee. Not someone recruited for a salaried spot, but someone with ties to the program.
February 24th, 2013 at 1:03 AM ^
Wasn't Koger coming back as a football analyst? Maybe that's his spot
February 24th, 2013 at 2:17 AM ^
I will accept any role the U has to offer.
February 24th, 2013 at 8:10 AM ^
Then have fun at Miami.
February 24th, 2013 at 3:33 AM ^
I will not negotiate;
if offered I will not accept;
if hired I will not serve.
That is all.
February 24th, 2013 at 10:23 AM ^
...citing their glorious coaching history on NCAA Football 2012 dynasty mode?
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/student-lands-job-ru…
February 24th, 2013 at 12:29 PM ^
I'm the one with the cronies.