Guys, the B1G is gonna be in serious trouble against Nebraska this year. I don't know if we can take them. Taylor Martinez's throwing motion is nearing perfection!
Just look at that beauty!
yes plz
Taylor Martinez demonstrates the perfect pass
May 31st, 2012 at 9:05 AM
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Taylor Martinez demonstrates the perfect pass
May 31st, 2012 at 9:12 AM | 
That is a thing of beauty
That is a thing of beauty
May 31st, 2012 at 9:12 AM |
Hilarious...
Hilarious...
Oh what will we do against such a pure passer????
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May 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM |
Did the voiceover guy just
Did the voiceover guy just
Did the voiceover guy just come from the dentist?
May 31st, 2012 at 9:17 AM |
that arm punt was magic...I
that arm punt was magic...I
that arm punt was magic...I think denard needs to take some notes.
May 31st, 2012 at 9:28 AM |
Like Braxton Miller, TMart's
Like Braxton Miller, TMart's
Like Braxton Miller, TMart's WR's have to be ridiculously wide-open for him to complete a pass. Unfortunetely, that actually happened a couple times against our DB's last year.
May 31st, 2012 at 9:48 AM |
Fortunately for us....
Fortunately for us....
Some of Miller's receivers were ridiculously wide open and he still couldn't hit them. However, I think he's way better than Taylor Martinez.
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May 31st, 2012 at 9:44 AM |
Well apparently he's faster
Well apparently he's faster
Well apparently he's faster than Denard so he must really be a serious weapon.
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May 31st, 2012 at 9:52 AM |
I'm pretty sure he called 500
I'm pretty sure he called 500
I'm pretty sure he called 500 before that
May 31st, 2012 at 10:02 AM |
*dead or alive.
*dead or alive.
*dead or alive.
May 31st, 2012 at 10:18 AM |
Great Technique
Great Technique
I like how they coach QBs at Nebraska, from the look of it - back well-arched, checking for air traffic patterns, making sure that the Goodyear blimp can't knock down your pass...
Would he be one of the borderline students at the Joe Bauserman Institute?
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May 31st, 2012 at 10:09 AM |
Yikes, that throw makes about
Yikes, that throw makes about
Yikes, that throw makes about as much sense mechanically, as a monkey humping a doorknob.
May 31st, 2012 at 11:43 AM |
Dude, yer dumb!
Dude, yer dumb!
A monkey humping a doorknob doesn't make any sen... oh. I see now.
May 31st, 2012 at 11:08 AM |
And
And
boom goes the dynamite.
May 31st, 2012 at 11:16 AM |
Truly was a thing of beauty.
Truly was a thing of beauty.
Truly was a thing of beauty.
May 31st, 2012 at 11:55 AM |
Very funny, guys, and yet....
Very funny, guys, and yet....
After two seasons, the numbers put up by Martinez put him ahead of Eric Crouch, the school's all-time leader in rushing and total offense.
Just by matching his peformances to date, Martinez would leave Nebraska as the record holder for most passing yards, most passing touchdowns, most yards rushing by a quarterback, most total yards, and most total touchdowns.
Not too shabby.
May 31st, 2012 at 11:58 AM |
And Jackson Pollack's works are some of the most valuable ever
And Jackson Pollack's works are some of the most valuable ever
Despite that, he still just threw paint at a canvas and called it art.
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May 31st, 2012 at 12:29 PM |
That tells me two things. 1 -
That tells me two things. 1 -
That tells me two things. 1 - Taylor Martinez will leave as a four year starter (which is rare) and 2 - Nebraska hasn't had many great quarterbacks.
Sure, Crouch was a good player, but not a great passer. And passing his other stats is just a product of playing more.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:26 PM |
If Martinez was a Michigan QB
If Martinez was a Michigan QB
May 31st, 2012 at 8:43 PM |
But that's a really
But that's a really
But that's a really misleading statistic, because it really only applies to dual-threat QBs (and Martinez was WAY behind Denard in that category). In terms of "total yards" Denard is by far the best UM QB ever - but that's because he's the only one who really ran on a regular basis, at least in a very long time. According to that statistic, a QB who passes for 260 yards a game and loses 10 yards in sacks (which is a pretty awesome season) is the same as a dual threat QB who throws for 190 and rushes for 60. Both end up at 250 per game, but the former is harder to do (and shows a lot more about the player's passing ability). The reason guys like Denard and TM get so many yards is that they account for more touches. Chad Henne and Tom Brady aren't ahead of Martinez because they had Mike Hart and Anthony Thomas getting all those rushing yards instead.
Anyway, the point of the post was that he's a poor passer, or really a bad thrower, which he is. He averaged 160 yards per game passing last year, which was better than the year before. He's a decent football player, but he's not a good QB.
May 31st, 2012 at 12:21 PM |
Funny, but just letting
Funny, but just letting
Funny, but just letting everyone know that's trying to put down some kid, that Denard threw just like this plenty of times last year.
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May 31st, 2012 at 1:12 PM |
Uh, no
Uh, no
Denard threw off his back foot a few too many times last year, but Denard does NOT throw like a girl.
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May 31st, 2012 at 1:32 PM |
Don't disagree with you at
Don't disagree with you at
Don't disagree with you at all
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May 31st, 2012 at 2:13 PM |
So much great spinoff
So much great spinoff
So much great spinoff potential from the thread title:
"Brian Linthicum and Max Bullough demonstrate the perfect bar etiquette"
"Tate Forcier demonstrates the perfect studying technique"
"Greg Robinson demonstrates the perfect tackle"
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June 1st, 2012 at 10:30 AM |
More like "Greg Robinson
More like "Greg Robinson
More like "Greg Robinson demonstrates the perfet hair"
and
"Craig James demonstrates how to allegedly KILL 5 HOOKERS"
May 31st, 2012 at 3:01 PM |
Taylor Martinez makes Craig
Taylor Martinez makes Craig
Taylor Martinez makes Craig Krenzel look smooth.
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May 31st, 2012 at 5:49 PM |
I just
I just
Feel bad for the kid. Even when Nebraska wins and he plays well he still gets killed by Nebraska fans
That is a thing of beauty right there.
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