Tate to Clays quote..(facebook)

Submitted by R_mahorn1974 on
Tate Forcier: love u too B. U better have one hell of a year. Take care of Mira Mesa, Saints, and Finally beat Cathedral's ass this year! Then U can come kick Ohio States ass with me. Thats what we do B. Just like HS. Beatt our rivals ass Call it what u want, stalkerish or w/e.. But us going 0-3 vs them last year, I like it.
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jg2112

August 17th, 2009 at 10:24 PM ^

this Saturday, after the LOLphers' first scrimmage. I'll even take pictures of the trophy case where Paul Buny.........Floyd of Rose........Governor'.......The Little...........are currently being housed by other schools who defeated the LOLphers last year.

Joined: 11/24/2008

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CPS

August 18th, 2009 at 12:23 AM ^

You FUCKING SONUVABITCH! I look past your incoherent, stupid, insipid, inane ramblings. I ignore that dumb, unoriginal, fucking avatar that I would expect from a 12 year old. I shake my head at the facebook stalkings THAT DON'T ADD A SINGLE FUCKING PIECE OF NEWS TO THIS BOARD and I simply move on with my day. But I can't stay silent anymore. Not when I see this: I don't see Minnesota as a rival. What?!? WHAT!?! Not a rival!? THEY TOOK OUR JUG! 106 years ago, on All Hallows’ Evening with the taste of soot in the air THEY TOOK OUR FUCKING JUG! Whatever fanhood you had for Michigan was shattered in those seven words. Seven words that cut to the core of the Michigan fanbase. Seven words that insults every living fan that walks this earth, and spits on the memory of those that have passed on. How dare you, sir! Do you want to know their pain? Can you handle it? Buy a jug. Love it. Cherish it. Then go to Minnesota. Go to Minnesota, and see how long that jug stays in your hands until those furry little clawed paws rip it from you as if it was your still-beating heart. Your knees will buckle, your sight will blur as the tears well up, and you will look up helplessly and hopelessly to the blackened sky of that forsaken state and declare: "There is no GOD!" Is there redemption for you? Here are the men who fought to bring the jug back. Look upon them. Remember their names. Do not forget them. Left End: Jamie W. Rogers Fredric Conklin Leroy Ranney Stanley Borleske Left Tackle: William Casey William Edmunds Left Guard: Albert Benbrook Center: James Watkins Andrew Smith Right Guard: Andrew Smith Fredric Conklin William Edmunds Right Tackle: Stanfield Wells Right End: James Miller Victor Pattengill Stanley Borleske Quarterback: William Wasmund James Miller Fullback: George Lawton Fay Clark Charles Freeney Left Halfback: Joe Magdisohn Arthur Bertrand Charles Freeney Right Halfback: Dave Allerdice Maybe they will forgive you, because I cannot.

Joined: 10/20/2008

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mad magician

August 18th, 2009 at 12:55 AM ^

brilliant. Let me tell you about a different team. This was not your regular, run of the mill team. This was a bad team. Some say the worst. This team was left for dead, washed up on the shore of epic failure. They had little reason to live, let alone play another game. But as their ship set sail for the Land of Ten Thousand Lakes, something happened. They became inspired. And they played. My God did they play. Yes, you may remember the fateful day of November 8, 2008. But do you know why the worst team in Michigan history played their hearts out in that soul-crushing domed stadium? It was because of The Little Brown Jug. That Jug means something. It has the power to make Barwis weep at even the thought of surrendering it to the Gophers. You may not realize it, but the reason you sleep so soundly tonight is because, for the next two years at least, the Jug rests safely in the confines of its one true home.

Joined: 11/18/2008

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CPS

August 18th, 2009 at 12:59 AM ^

For once a ray of sunshine broke through the volcanic ash that forever hangs in the air there and shone through that dome of iron and despair. It was a ray of sunshine that shone on a most unlikely man. For that brief moment he was a hero. His name was Nick Sheridan. Your words do that memory justice, and they will keep me at ease as I sleep tonight.

Joined: 10/20/2008

MGoPoints: -405

Brodie

August 18th, 2009 at 1:12 AM ^

I can top it. It was a strange, dark Friday night in October. The team was down by 21 points entering the fourth quarter. On the sidelines, players cursed. Finally one, some say it was David Baas, shouted "God dammit, let's just forfeit and get the fuck out of this hell hole" The team stood in stunned silence. Finally, J. Jonathan Navarre got up from the bench and spoke. "Hell hole?" he said "Gentlemen, this is a gopher hole and there is no way in hell I'm leaving this stadium without the Jug. You can go out there and play for yourself every week. Except this one. Not against Minne$ota. This week, we play for the Jug." In the ensuing quarter, they did the unthinkable. The lolphers looked on in silence as Navarre and co carried the Jug out of that watery graveyard.

Joined: 11/19/2008

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pistons7373

August 18th, 2009 at 8:21 PM ^

you truly have no life. u wrote out that entire thing...dont u have something better to do? and what, is every team we play a rival? i mean i understand about the jug but how many games a year should there be a rivalry with. we have ohio state which is the biggest rivalry in any sport.. we have michigan state who is an in-state rival, and we have notre dame who is a rival...we have little "fueds" with teams such as penn state who we fight with most years to win the big ten title and i would consider minnesota under this category for the jugs sake...but I mean should we have a little "orgasm" like yours if someone said they dont see penn state as a rival? Do you know anyone who looks at the schedule and keys out minnesota as a game to watch or go to because they are a rivalry? your rant was just a little much considering who we are talking about...if it was like ohio state then okay, but minnesota? come on...

Joined: 08/07/2009

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pistons7373

August 18th, 2009 at 9:00 PM ^

i wouldnt neccesarily call mine a long rant, but ok...and how was that awesome? watching a grown man "freak out" on someone who roots for the same team for seven words said about how he didnt think a team was a rivalry (who isnt). shouldnt a rivalry be close every year? lets see here, minnesota has won ONCE in the past 21 years...what a team..

Joined: 08/07/2009

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willywill9

August 17th, 2009 at 10:39 PM ^

I bet Tate is sleeping right now, with a football in his throwing hand and a Scott Steiner action figure in his non-throwing hand. Can anyone on campus confirm? Will someone tell me what his facebook status says?

Joined: 09/22/2008

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greatness

August 17th, 2009 at 10:41 PM ^

I liked that you put facebook in parentheses, so people who don't care wouldn't have to look at something so stupid. You should also put mahorn in parentheses, so people who don't care wouldn't have to look at something so stupid.

Joined: 02/15/2009

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