Tailgate Toast (a speech...not a creative recipe for bread)
I must confess I have very mixed feelings about sharing my recent toast with the MGoBlog Community as there are many members who are far more creative and clever than I. However, at the urging of family and friends I have decided to share the toast/speech I gave at a preseason tailgate party hosted at my house recently. If nothing else, perhaps it will inspire others to improve on my humble effort to be entertaining for my friends and family. Enjoy!
Today we join to drink and feast,
and grill up some poor helpless beast.
So vegetarians, don’t fret what we eat;
if God didn’t want us eating animals…they wouldn’t be made of meat.
I lift my glass of icy brew,
and remember things that Bo would do.
The faithful liken Bo to God,
but he’s not here…we have Rich Rod.
The last two seasons have been quite tough;
Our boys played hard, but it wasn’t enough.
Losing’s not something we Wolverines know;
but let me remind you: We beat Tebow!
Barwis turned them into speedy, ninja things;
and let’s not forget: our helmet has wings!
Wielding such phrases as “irregardless” and “coach speak”,
Coach Rod will have us abusing UConn this time next week.
We must support, cheer and urge on our boys;
They've fixed the stadium now...they’ll hear our noise.
Regardless of the starter, be it Denard or Tate,
our offense will rock…we will be great.
Our defense has suffered many setbacks and dings,
but if nothing else…uh…our helmet has wings!
We’re all in…let’s hold the rope!
some of us still feel there’s hope.
Good things await us; we will rise again;
Stranger things have happened: The Big Ten has 12, the Big 12 only 10.
Fair weather fans need not apply,
‘cause when we’re winning, we know you’ll try.
So as I stand here with my glass,
I look forward to beating some Huskies….with the pass.
O beware all you rivals in your tacky greens and reds,
‘Cause ¾ of our team is now sporting dreads.
So screw the Buckeyes and Sparty too;
but most importantly…Go Blue!
August 30th, 2010 at 12:26 AM ^
Awesome
August 30th, 2010 at 12:36 AM ^
This is so much better with a beat in the background.
Nicely done, sir.
August 30th, 2010 at 9:35 AM ^
Bpppp t' bpppp t' bpppp HUH uh HUH uh HUH uh
Bpppp t' bpppp t' bpppp HUH uh HUH uh HUH uh
August 30th, 2010 at 12:39 AM ^
sweet
August 30th, 2010 at 12:55 AM ^
Ohh wait, that is my bachelor party speech for the next weekend.
August 30th, 2010 at 12:58 AM ^
(The creative recipe, not the speech)
August 30th, 2010 at 7:53 AM ^
It's no haiku but I like it
August 30th, 2010 at 8:17 AM ^
I know it isn't but that is the only poetry term I could remember, Good Job!!
August 30th, 2010 at 8:30 AM ^
Tailgate Toast sounds tasty! I'm thinking bread with a BBQ rub in the dough, and then spread with garlic butter and grilled.
August 30th, 2010 at 9:36 AM ^
I'm hung over. I want what you speak of immediately.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:31 AM ^
I kept rapping this and felt like Michael and Dwight. Well done!
August 30th, 2010 at 9:20 AM ^
Nice