Ok I can't take it anymore. I guess I am relatively new to this blog and I no longer live in Michigan so please forgive me here. What the hell is this Taco Pants thing? I have absolutely no clue what it means or who it is about but I didn't want to say anything because I feared I would be attacked by everyone on here. He comes up at least once a day on this blog and I still can't figure it out. I figured I would wait it out and use context clues and eventually I would find the identity of this illusive fella.
Clearly I have had no luck. Can someone clear this up for me before I lose my mind?