So with Michigan basketball choking away the B1G title, I can barely think I am so pissed off. I threw a freaking temper tantrum at the end of the game that included swearing and throwing a t shirt across my living room. Right now I want to just drinking my woes away. I working my way through a sixer of Guinness stout.
I shattered a beer bottle
You have issues....
You have issues....
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
Let me guess: you were
Let me guess: you were wearing a Tap Out t-shirt?
Another one of those comments
Another one of those comments where you wish the maximum point threshhold was higher than 5.
Seriously?
Seek help.
Seriously?
Seek help.
Don't let these people get
Don't let these people get you down. I threw my 59fifty Michigan hat at the wall and leashed out with a series of expletives that I'm quite certain the neighbors heard. Just learn to not break anything. That's the key.
This is MICHIGAN
I'm a big drinker...
I'm a big drinker, but not on a Sunday. When I get pissed, I work twice as hard to prove that a Michigan degree is better. That is much easier to do when we lose to OSU, because obviously I just need to wake up on Monday and drive to work in something other than a pizza delivery truck.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
I have a big cooler full of
I have a big cooler full of 48 bud lights and my friend and I are finishing it. And I have a bottle of makers if I need it.
It's just a game, life goes
It's just a game, life goes on....
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
NO IT DOESN'T THAT GAME WAS
NO IT DOESN'T THAT GAME WAS LIFE ITSELF I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE
You have brightened my day.
You are a sane man in this asylum I visit daily......er hourly.
Frank: A little housewarming gift. To new beginnings.
Me: I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank: This model?
Me: This exact one
This was one of the best
This was one of the best exchanges I've ever read on Mgoblog.
I yelled. Then I moved on
I yelled. Then I moved on with my life
This site is unbearable with
This site is unbearable with losses. M was about an inch away from winning that ball game. 1 inch and everyone's opinion of this team changes... I don't get it. Win with grace, lose with grace.
Touchdown Michigan!
That can be all the difference.
Some journeyman doesn't catch a ball on his helmet people talk about a Patriots team as maybe the greatest of all time. They do and it's one of the all time upsets. That's how it's remembered. That's sports. Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
And nuclear weapons. You can
And nuclear weapons. You can be close with one of those babies and still pretty much accomplish what you set out to destroy.
angry drunks
are not the michigan difference.
I do it for my love of the Streets
I'm drinking rabies
I'm drinking rabies
OIL CHANGES FOR EVERYBODY!
I said I wouldn't
Drink. But I am. And if Rick doesn't kill that one eyed fucker soon... I'm gonna do it myself
A couple of drinks in
...and I am starting to get mad about a breakaway where the first contact is a shove in the small of the back not being 2 and the ball.
I wasn't too mad during the game since I knew few refs have the courage to get that right. but that's a rule they need to fix. Change the wording so there is no ( or little) judgement
BTW
Yes, make your FT. Yes, make a tip in. Rebound etc. not blaming the game just on one call with a full minute to go. But I am frustrated with it.
Booze?! Disappointment in
Booze?! Disappointment in this scale requires serious pharmaceuticals.
I had a glass of wine and a beer
I'm not going crazy hammered tonight, but I won't deny that I've had a drink today. Still have faith in our boys to get to the Elite Eight or better. Go Blue and let's switch over to AMC soon!
I love Greg Mattison
I just. I just
Don't ever want to watch basketball again after this afternoon
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry
I'm so pissed, I threw down three of these suckers. Hella buzz going on.
That'll be one man card,
That'll be one man card, Dave.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
On second thought that'll be
On second thought that'll be two. One for the fruit flavored beer. One for getting a 'hella buzz' off of only three of them.
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I'm questioning whether or
I'm questioning whether or not his name should be "Straight" Dave.
I can kind of understand
I can kind of understand throwing the bottle, but why the orange?
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Substitute teacher here...
Short's Goodnight Bodacious at 10 on a school night. Don't even care.
Formerly known as PahokeePahokee
If you're going to drink on a
If you're going to drink on a school night, at least you're doing it with good beer.
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We got us a rebel here
We got us a rebel here
University of Dayton Class of '13 // The Twitterz
I had gone the whole weekend
I had gone the whole weekend without a Diet Coke. I gave in, I'm such an addict. Also, fuck Brill Crean, IU, Big10 Refs, FT's, Bunnies and Cody Flopper.
Internet high five for a
Internet high five for a fellow Diet Coke addict. I needed to get a large one from Wendy's to comfort me and I'll probably grab a 2 liter for the possible all nighter I will be pulling tonight.
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Wendy's?
I thought they had Pepsi products
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
Nope, Wendy's and McDonalds
Nope, Wendy's and McDonalds are Coke affiliated, while BK and TacoBell/yum brands are Pepsi affiliated.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
Those three...
They are all bad. Very bad.
You know what's awesome? In
You know what's awesome? In the last game of the season, we were playing for a Big Ten title. And we were seconds away from getting it. I went to Michigan in the early 2000s, so I can appreciate how cool that is.
I'll drink to that.
Amen. I don't know how many
Amen. I don't know how many times I've explained this to people who even mention John Beilein's job. I was there when Crisler was half-empty during the Amaker years and I was there cheering for NIT games.
Hell of a year, in my book. Bring on the tourney.
I'm watching To Catch a
I'm watching To Catch a Predator and getting drunk and this show is fucking fascinating.
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
any buckeyes on tonight?
any buckeyes on tonight?
Bigger story:
Any non-Buckeyes on tonight?
I love Greg Mattison
I'm reading this thread with
I'm reading this thread with a Monday morning hangover and this thread is just full of gold.
SEC country.
SEC country.
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
'Have a seat over there'
'Have a seat over there'
What every longshot, come from behind, underdog will tell ya is this... The other guy, may in fact, be the favorite. The odds may be stacked against you, fair enough. But what the odds don't know is...this isn't a math test.
Only thing better than that...
Is watching intervention and getting hammered. Makes me feel good for some reason.
Drinking some Brew Free or
Drinking some Brew Free or Die IPA and Jim Beam
And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know, it's gonna be Michigan again, Michigan
I'm too sad to drink....
I'm too sad to drink....
My job,
I haz it. I'm gonna drink a glass of 1/2% and go to bed. You whipper snappers stay up and drink if you like, but some day you'll appreciate the fact that the day of the time change, you get to go to sleep and call it 10:45 so you don't feel guilty. But your body knows it's really only 9:45.
I'm too sick to my stomach to
I'm too sick to my stomach to drink or eat anything. I feel so bad for those guys
If I tell you it's Easter, you better start looking for eggs.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
And threw an orange against the wall of my kitchen. My dog was scared shitless but I still so fucking pissed