Suggested drinking rules for tonight's basketball game.

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February 12th, 2013 at 5:40 PM
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mistersuits
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Suggested drinking rules for tonight's basketball game.

 

Take one drink (from the beverage of your choice) whenever:

 
  • TV cuts away to show Zack Novak in stands.
  • Info graphic is displayed comparing Burke's stats to Magic Johnson.
  • It is mentioned that MSU is a sleeper or dark horse B1G contender / Final Four / NCAA contender.
  • It is mentioned that Stauskas is more than just a shooter. (I would be fine if he was just a shooter tonight FYI)
  • It is mentioned that this is the first time both teams have played ranked in the top 10.
  • Announcers mention Michigan "is back"
  • Dakich Index is revealed and Wisconsin is in the top 3.
  • Each time Tom Izzo visibly quivers with rage.
  • Announcers compliment officials.
  • GR3 or THJr throw down an alley-oop dunk.
  • Anytime McGary opts for a layup instead of a dunk.
  • McGary makes an 8-15 foot jumper.
  • Anytime one of Albrecht/LeVert/Bielfeldt/Horford score a basket. Yell, "woo bench points!"
  • Burke isolation step back jumper (you must also perform the act of the step back jumper while drinking)
 

Finish your drink and set your couch on fire if:

 
  • MSU leads by twenty within first five minutes of the game.
  • Half court buzzer beater with no one guarding the inbounds.

 

Feel free to add your own suggestions.

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February 12th, 2013 at 5:43 PM | Hahaha (Score:2 Normal)
Kennyvr1
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This is good. This is very good.

Oh how I hate ohio state...

February 12th, 2013 at 5:47 PM | Finish your drink every time (Score:5 Normal)
mzerbib
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Finish your drink every time they show a replay of the half-court shot from last week.



I'm sorry but you know it's happening.

February 12th, 2013 at 5:48 PM | A Jared Sullinger reference. (Score:1 Flamebait)
NFG
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A Jared Sullinger reference.



February 12th, 2013 at 5:50 PM | Finish your drink if they (Score:4 Normal)
AmaizeingBlue
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Finish your drink if they show a Sullinger tweet about the game.

February 12th, 2013 at 6:23 PM | Or a LeBron tweet. (Score:3 Normal)
M Fanfare
Joined: 08/17/2008
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Or a LeBron tweet.

Hail to the college whose colors we wear,

Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!

February 12th, 2013 at 5:49 PM | Point and laugh at your (Score:2)
jtmc33
Joined: 04/15/2009
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Point and laugh at your Sparty friend that is watching the game with you, when they show Gibbon's game winner.

Then suggest you take 12 drinks to his mere 10.

Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons

February 12th, 2013 at 5:51 PM | Add every time the (Score:2 Normal)
Dennis Talbott ...
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Add every time the mention/show Brady Hoke in the arena.

Love seeing coaches support other teams, especially at away games.

Reference: "@AReid_Wolverine: Brady Hoke is heading up to East Lansing to attend a certain college basketball game tonight."  (Andy Reid is a writer for the Michigan Rivals site)

February 12th, 2013 at 5:55 PM | Apparently Mattison will be (Score:1 Redundant)
Dennis Talbott ...
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Apparently Mattison will be there as well, along with both their wives. Just a Gorgeous Al away from the power trifecta.

February 12th, 2013 at 5:54 PM | Every time someone hits a 3 (Score:2 Normal)
natesezgoblue
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Every time someone hits a 3 yell brunette girls! This is what we do at my house when Gibbons hits a fg..

February 12th, 2013 at 6:20 PM | ha (Score:1)
Shop Smart Shop...
Joined: 07/10/2008
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My ritual is a quiet "You put it through the uprights Gibbons." before every attempt.

February 12th, 2013 at 6:31 PM | Mine is to cross my index and (Score:2)
joeyb
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Mine is to cross my index and middle fingers, ring and pinkie fingers, forearms, and thumbs. Then, as he is kicking, I yell, "brunettes, Brunettes, BRUNETTES!".

February 12th, 2013 at 6:32 PM | Since the 2009 and 2010 (Score:1)
mgoblueben
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Since the 2009 and 2010 seasons I have refused to watch Gibbons kick.  Even while at the Sugar Bowl and MSU game I closed my eyes and made my buddy tell me when it was over.  

Those Who Stay Will Be Champions

February 12th, 2013 at 5:54 PM | This is awesome and I may (Score:2)
HttV Wolverine
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This is awesome and I may have just enough beer at home to follow all of the rules throughout the whole game. 

“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo 

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February 12th, 2013 at 5:59 PM | Anytime the announcers talk (Score:2)
icefins26
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Anytime the announcers talk about how Izzo's teams peak in March.

February 12th, 2013 at 6:03 PM | When they mention Hardaway (Score:1)
mgoblue15
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When they mention Hardaway Jr. and his dad. 

February 12th, 2013 at 6:11 PM | It ain't a drinking game with (Score:2)
MaizeAndBlueWahoo
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It ain't a drinking game with more than three rules.

"We've beaten Michigan the last four years.  So where's the threat?"

- Mark Dantonio

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February 12th, 2013 at 6:24 PM | What about presidents and (Score:2)
Bluemandew
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What about presidents and assholes?

Just do it!

February 12th, 2013 at 6:31 PM | iPhone (Score:3 Normal)
TheDirtyD
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Eat the whole tomato asshole...

If you see someone in an airport with Michigan logos on luggage and they are wearing a pilot uniform come say hello.

February 12th, 2013 at 6:40 PM | you have clearly never come (Score:3 Normal)
andrewG
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you have clearly never come to fisticuffs over the subtleties of beer pong rules.

February 12th, 2013 at 6:14 PM | another rule (Score:1 Normal)
MikeCohodes
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Every time the refs hose us with a BS call, or a no call on a MSU foul, drink.

Warning - this may result in alcohol poisoning.

Twitter:  @MikeCohodes

My Blog - posts on movies, tv, and books; politics; and fatherhood  Updates minimum 3x a week

February 12th, 2013 at 6:28 PM | We are all going to (Score:3 Normal)
Gobgoblue
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be hammered because of the Tom Izzo rage rule.  

I love Greg Mattison

February 12th, 2013 at 6:31 PM | Don't tell me how to drink. (Score:2)
Frito Bandito
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Don't tell me how to drink.

Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

February 12th, 2013 at 6:34 PM | Drink a shot (Score:1)
DemetriusBrown
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For every three Stauskas hits.

February 12th, 2013 at 6:43 PM | Albrecht Biddy Ball reference (Score:2)
El Jeffe
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Pops Albrecht Biddy Ball reference ==  chug full pint.

February 12th, 2013 at 6:57 PM | During the pregame I'll be (Score:2)
turtleboy
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During the pregame I'll be drunker than when I drink every time they say "fondant" on Cake Boss...

How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon

February 12th, 2013 at 7:08 PM | I am currently many time (Score:2 Normal)
wolverineswag
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I am currently many time zones away, so I will only find out the score in the morning. Group input needed: should I just catch up completely on the drinking game before stumbling into work or at least wait till lunch?

"Fortune leaves always some door open."

February 12th, 2013 at 7:37 PM | Finish bottle/case (Score:1)
bchristo
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If we get the Gene Steratore officiating crew for the 3rd straight game.

February 12th, 2013 at 8:44 PM | Guess who found hopslam in FL (Score:2)
Frito Bandito
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Guess who found hopslam in FL today?
This guy...

Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

February 12th, 2013 at 10:16 PM | Pay $25 for 6!? Rip. (Score:2)
icefins26
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Pay $25 for 6!? Rip.

February 12th, 2013 at 10:25 PM | $17 but... Yeah (Score:2)
Frito Bandito
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$17 but... Yeah

Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

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