Sugar Bowl Haiku Thread

Submitted by rbgoblue on

Poets please come forth.

Celebrate team 1-3-2!

Submit your Haiku's.

 

(You all know the rules: 5-7-5)

a2_electricboogaloo

January 4th, 2012 at 1:40 AM ^

Huh, wait, what, how did...

We, we actually won that?

I should lie down now.

*****

Offense has little

Magic, but just enough for

A BCS win.

*****

It's an ugly win,

But I'll take it any day,

Great year 1-3-2!

 

Philip A. Duey

January 4th, 2012 at 2:00 AM ^

Beamer's Special Teams

Looked a lot like Nebraska's

But better defense


It doesn't matter
How many third downs you make
If no haz touchdowns

Hemingway leaped twice.
He caught the ball, scored, and bid
A Farewell to Arms.

Replay officials
Take bad Iowa juju
And turn feces gold.

Brunettes in his head:

Shuffle, and GIBBONS YOU PUT

IT THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS

 

ChopBlock

January 4th, 2012 at 9:17 AM ^

Holder Drew chucks it up

Longsnapper Glanda snags it

His whole highlight reel

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I forgive the refs

For what they did versus Ohio

This win was their gift

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First stringer in jail

Second stringer can't grow up

Commence schaudenfruede

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Beamer ought to buy

Steak dinner for his kicker

4 of 5 ain't bad (for a kickoff specialist)

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'twas highly ugly

but nonetheless we remain

Bowl Champs 2012

 

NoVaWolverine

January 4th, 2012 at 10:47 AM ^

Team One Thirty-Two

The football gods smile on you

Those who stay are champs

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Well, that was ugly

No Gorgeous-Borges O. Still,

A win is a win

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Hoke knows it's better

To be lucky than be good.

Go to Vegas, Coach!

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Bud Foster's D showed

New template to stop our O.

You have homework, Al.