The Story of T-Wolf and His Gruesome Broken Finger
A2.com has the story of how during Thursday's practice one of Devin Gardner's passes broke Troy Woolfolk's right pinky finger with the bone piercing the skin.
The garrulous Woolfolk goes on to explain how his on field persona, "T-Wolf", was unaffected by the gruesomeness:
"I’m going to introduce you all to something," Woolfolk said. "Y’all know me, myself, Troy, but I have a split personality named T-Wolf. When I’m on the field, T-Wolf comes out. T-Wolf doesn’t know how to cry, that’s only a trait that Troy does. Right now, this is Troy. T-Wolf, he’s crazy and I can’t bring him out all the time, I only let him come out on the field. T-Wolf doesn’t have that ability to cry, so that would never happen." "If it would have happened to Troy, he would have cried, I’m not going to lie. Troy would have cried," Woolfolk said. "You can ask the people. I was mad because they were rushing up to me trying to touch it, and I don’t want nobody to touch my bone sticking out. I was about to punch them with my other hand, but I had to calm T-Wolf down."
He sounds like Clifford Franklin with all the referring to himself in the third person.
I have the same thing, except my alternate personality wets himself whenever he's on the football field, regardless of whether he has a broken finger.
is teenwolf?
The freakish ability it brings would be helpful. Also, an excuse to bring back Styles is always appreciated.
I going to look into legally changing my name to T-Wolf.
'T-Wolf' has got to be turned into a new chant at the Big House this fall. Something simple like "T-Wolf, T-Wolf, T-Wolf" would work. Any other ideas?
Could you give me a bit more detail about this chant idea of yours. I'm not entirely sure how that would sound, you know?
That guy is funny, we need a corner with that confidence.
Troy Woolfolk is crazy... but I kind of like it.
April 18th, 2010 at 11:36 AM ^
He's the only T-Wolf I recognize.
""He tried to beam it in there, tried to make a bad decision," Woolfolk said. "He made a wrong decision from No. 1 looking to my side because I shut people down. And actually rolling out to my side and throwing the ball."
I want a T-Wolf shirt.
It's nice to know that in a couple of seasons the offense will literally be bone crushing. In the mean time, I'll settle for some plain old metaphorical ankle-breaking.