"The University of Illinois is also in turmoil. The university sports an Interim Chancellor, an Interim Athletic Director, and an Interim Football Coach; the game will be played at Soldier Field, making this an Illini Interim Home Game."
Oh come on, if you're going to wear a tie with that, at least make it a polka-dotted bow tie.
The Stewie in your avatar seems to be staring directly at Stonum's choice in eyewear. And he is not impressed.
Pure 100% Colombian awesome.
Looks the same on my DroidX....i love that we have our very own clinton portis now!
Do the Humpty Hump!
like a pickle
We'd be looking at a new Dhani Jones, only with glasses, while repping the original Dhani with the tie.
Seriously, what gives with the crazy outfits? Is this just a case of a WR working on his NFL-level eccentricity quotient?
Football players can't join frats. Ha so its the latter of what you said.
Seriously? Is that a team "rule" or something?
We had the same prob @ BGSU when i was in school....the frats didnt like the jocks so thefrats made it near impossible for athletes to join
Yeah, that happens, I realize, but there is a big difference between "make it difficult to join" and "aren't allowed to join".
is that a new rule? griese was in FIJI.
Grant Mason was in a frat - Kappa Alpha Psi. Dhani Jones was in a frat - Alpha Phi Alpha. And numerous other football players wanted to be in frats. Joining a frat isn't necessarily the easiest when going trough Spring Ball but it is not prohibited at U of M.
Now I'm looking forward to seeing what accessory he'll add each week.
Just need the furry hat next.
That tie with the polo shirt and those glasses. Pure awsomeness!
Ties should not be worn with polo shirts
Psh, this isn't the 00's anymore.
He just needs a windbreaker and his outfit would look suspiciously like Woody Hayes.
Wow, he's rocking a wife beater and a tie with the polo!
No, I think it's just the shadows of the collar and wrinkles that make it look that way.
Which is good, because explaining Tacopants gets tiresome.
Do you have a tacopants jersey...i was thinking of having one made up
Revenge of the Nerds 2010 starring Darryl Stonum! (A very bad-assed nerd.)
Let's hope he doesn't run into Carson Butler anytime soon.
I love the tattoo-polo-tie combination. He looks like one of those evil henchmen in a movie who you first figure is just an accountant until he throws three guys through some nearby windows.
... now I think he's just fucking with us. The glasses with the tape? Short sleeve polo shirt + tie. Stonum has quite the sense of humor.
I love it. A character on the team who is 100% Pure Columbian bad-ass on the field.
Stonum is seriously channeling Clark Kent.
Lets hope he can wear a big S or a #1 for the rest of the season.
I don't know if you are showing your age or your disconnect from popular culture. The Urkel look was made reasonably popular again by Kanye West.
My guess is that is the angle Stonum is working.
It's kind of like in the 80s when it was all the rage to wear Cazals.
Edit: This was in response to Logan88
he continues to evolve the outfit as the season progresses.
Next week, he adds a sportcoat.
By OSU week, we have another Howard Hughes on our hands.
Stonum gets a little more awesome.
He's really embracing his recent 4-eyes status.
Also, someone get this man a fedora. Stat!