The Stomach Virus takes over The Blockhams

Submitted by Six Zero on

Hey Blog, stomach virus here.  I've pretty much defeated Six Zero, so he hasn't put together the brand-new and timely strip that the basketball team's proud weekend deserves.

As such, I'm callin' the shots and have decided that rather than force you all to read a canned, non-time sensitive strip in the regular Tuesday slot here at MGoBlog... The Blockhams will run the MGoBlog tie-in on THURSDAY.  A strip will be published shortly on the Blockhams home page, but it will not tie into Michigan Basketball or even spring sports in any way.

 In other words, look for something new and fresh in two days when I've grown sick of Six Zero's physical and mental well-being, and he can muster the strength and coherence to give you something you all desrve.

All my love,
The Neurovirus

Brimley

March 6th, 2012 at 10:15 AM ^

That's not good.  Advice:

1) Drink lots of water/Gatorade, even if it doesn't stay too well.

2) LOTS of bleach when doing clean-up.

3) Stay the fuck away from me.

4) Feel better soon.

Carcajous

March 6th, 2012 at 10:22 AM ^

Dear Mr. Virus,

Please give us back our friend Six Zero so he may continue to entertain us with his wonderful strip.  I offer Doug Gottleib as a sacrifice if you must infect someone...

 

Sincerely,

Michigan fans

StephenRKass

March 6th, 2012 at 10:53 AM ^

Your strip was prescient, predictive, and more relevant than you thought . . . 

(from the Feb. 29, 2012 "May the Flow Be with You" strip) "You too must learn the ways of THE FLOW--"

 

1464

March 6th, 2012 at 1:02 PM ^

I feel you, brother.  I'm home from work today.  I puked in the driveway trying to get my son to the babysitter because I see no way to chase him around today without shitting myself.  This sucks.  I forgot how bad it sucked to puke when sober...

RowoneEndzone

March 6th, 2012 at 2:38 PM ^

Dear Neurovirus,

I think you are delirious.  You are in fact the Norovirus.  You suck and ruined my trip to Lake Tahoe and Napa Valley in January.  Now leave sixzero alone and go fuc* a tree.  

Sincerely,

RowoneEndzone