August 26th, 2010 at 12:02 PM ^
as usual.....Only Happens In Ohio.
August 26th, 2010 at 11:23 PM ^
I sent him an email from a fake email address I created. This was his response.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:02 PM ^
At least he's not an OLD creep.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:03 PM ^
Ha! When I first read it, I missed the word "an", so I read, "you must be at least 8." I guess it is actually much classier than that.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:07 PM ^
I mean, what would make you think 7-year-olds aren't eligible for the promotion?
August 26th, 2010 at 12:21 PM ^
So we don't think he's a creepy old man. However, being a young creep and a total tool (Look how bad I am! Leaning against the side of my black hummer in a sweater with shorts and flip flops) are still okay.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:24 PM ^
That's how I read it at first too. I almost spit my coffee all over the screen.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:07 PM ^
Just a creepy younger man...
August 26th, 2010 at 12:09 PM ^
Like he's actually going to find an "8" that's a Buckeye fan. Though I have heard their grading system is on a curve.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:13 PM ^
Either age or IQ.
I listed age first as most OSU males are intimidated by smart women (IQ's of 8 or more).
Now... finding an 8 year old virgin in Ohio...
August 26th, 2010 at 12:14 PM ^
He will shoot a video "for personal use... probably to just show the guys on poker night."
Most un-convincing explanation ever. This guy is gross and I will now formulate my opinion of all Buckeye fans based on this.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:32 PM ^
At least we know he's not some old creepy guy. Something tells me that if you have to add that moniker into your craigslist post, you're doin it wrong.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:15 PM ^
I think it begs the question, but how did you stumble upon this? I think the only way one stumbles upon this is if you go to the Columbus craigslist site and search for "Buckeye season tickets" or "Buckeyes" and "bikini", things that no M fan would do.
I'm guessing you got it from a Buckeye message forum then, haha.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:13 PM ^
who graduated from UM and unfortunately lives in Dublin, OH. Not sure how he found it.
Yes, I definitely have more pressing things to do than troll Buckeye boards looking for this stuff. :)
August 26th, 2010 at 12:18 PM ^
This would be acceptable in any state. Ahh, radio.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:22 PM ^
I believe that's the definition of douchebag.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:24 PM ^
but I think I know that guy. He used to be married to my best friend's sister and is a real piece of work. God, I hate living here.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:26 PM ^
I don't mind piling on this guy for being a creep, but you are kidding yourselfs if you think there aren't Michigan fans who are this creepy/slimy as well. Every team has fans who embarrass them. So like I said, make fun of this guy, but I wouldn't say "OSU hur hur hur" because there is likely some Michigan fan thing out there they could reply with.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:31 PM ^
IS "classy" Bukeye fan like Haley's comet?
August 26th, 2010 at 12:31 PM ^
IS "classy" Bukeye fan like Haley's comet?
August 26th, 2010 at 12:38 PM ^
The difference is that we have as many creeps as they have reasonably intelligent and civil fans. That's why they call us snobs and they're knows for this kind of behavior. No it's not all-inclusive, but it sure is hell shows a correlation.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:12 PM ^
...but have you ever heard of a Michigan fan taking a dump on top of a car just because it had Ohio license plates? 'Nuff Ced.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:34 PM ^
Pics or it didn't happen
August 26th, 2010 at 12:27 PM ^
He could just sell them for the 3 or 4 dollars that they are worth...
August 26th, 2010 at 12:28 PM ^
The worst part about this is that he will probably have girls lining up to do it.
No worries about the possible dangers and washing a strangers car half naked while he films.
Or the fact that it will inevitably end up on youtube.
It truly is the worst state ever.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:29 PM ^
Gotta hava clean Hummer when making those runs.....errr business trips... to the Keys.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:30 PM ^
drunk enough to find him attractive.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:33 PM ^
God bless 'em. I'd rather be on the streak we're on football-wise than be associated with this asshat.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:34 PM ^
perhaps "become classy columbus" would be a better title.
there are a few things that a find give intelligent men a bad name
1. over obsessiveness with senselessly large vehicles
2. over obsessiveness with talking about job and money
3. over obsessiveness with talking about chicks
safe to say that this guy is the bizarro me
August 26th, 2010 at 12:37 PM ^
he's a creepy old man.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:39 PM ^
want to know is what exactly "business" entails.
August 26th, 2010 at 12:44 PM ^
"I could buy 100 pair of these Teva sandals if I wanted to"
August 26th, 2010 at 12:46 PM ^
My brother-in-law got it for me on the employee plan. Oh yeah."
August 26th, 2010 at 12:46 PM ^
Hey at least he's willing to barter for it. Fellow Ohioans could learn a thing or two (I'm talking to you Ben Roethlisberger).
August 26th, 2010 at 12:51 PM ^
The truth is that there are Buckeye fans somewhere trying to talk their daughters into washing this dudes ride........."but daddy, I don't waannnntt to."
August 26th, 2010 at 1:02 PM ^
That's the classiest part of all. You KNOW it's happening.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:31 PM ^
I didn't even think about it from that angle.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:09 PM ^
Video taping for personal use and to show on poker night... nothing creepy about that.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:12 PM ^
It's probably just a mass-email to the family for the next reunion.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:12 PM ^
He's in Dublin. That's where one of my best friend's lives now and I go down there when I can for visits.
But what's truly scary? That looks like the same apartment complex in the background that my friend lives.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:13 PM ^
Is that guy the Redneck Rocker? I think he is!
August 26th, 2010 at 4:26 PM ^
guy....
August 26th, 2010 at 1:14 PM ^
still has a Hummer?
August 26th, 2010 at 1:14 PM ^
The technology may change, but the intent remains the same.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:20 PM ^
Holy DOUCHE, Batman!
August 26th, 2010 at 1:31 PM ^
Too bad it wasn't a video. I am sure his neighbor came out and said "get away from my Hummer asshole."
August 26th, 2010 at 1:31 PM ^
Was totally expecting a listing offering to trade season tickets for meth.
August 26th, 2010 at 1:38 PM ^
goingtothegameslastyearbutIcouldneverheartheannouncersoverthethunderoustwitchingofmyeyelids."
August 26th, 2010 at 6:26 PM ^
I will NOT be bartered for OSU tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 26th, 2010 at 1:44 PM ^
in the back seat hanging out the window is not an 8, but she gives it up easy.
