Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.
Stay classy, Buckeye fans.....
as usual.....Only Happens In Ohio.
I sent him an email from a fake email address I created. This was his response.
At least he's not an OLD creep.
Ha! When I first read it, I missed the word "an", so I read, "you must be at least 8." I guess it is actually much classier than that.
I mean, what would make you think 7-year-olds aren't eligible for the promotion?
So we don't think he's a creepy old man. However, being a young creep and a total tool (Look how bad I am! Leaning against the side of my black hummer in a sweater with shorts and flip flops) are still okay.
That's how I read it at first too. I almost spit my coffee all over the screen.
Just a creepy younger man...
Like he's actually going to find an "8" that's a Buckeye fan. Though I have heard their grading system is on a curve.
Either age or IQ.
I listed age first as most OSU males are intimidated by smart women (IQ's of 8 or more).
Now... finding an 8 year old virgin in Ohio...
He will shoot a video "for personal use... probably to just show the guys on poker night."
Most un-convincing explanation ever. This guy is gross and I will now formulate my opinion of all Buckeye fans based on this.
At least we know he's not some old creepy guy. Something tells me that if you have to add that moniker into your craigslist post, you're doin it wrong.
I think it begs the question, but how did you stumble upon this? I think the only way one stumbles upon this is if you go to the Columbus craigslist site and search for "Buckeye season tickets" or "Buckeyes" and "bikini", things that no M fan would do.
I'm guessing you got it from a Buckeye message forum then, haha.
who graduated from UM and unfortunately lives in Dublin, OH. Not sure how he found it.
Yes, I definitely have more pressing things to do than troll Buckeye boards looking for this stuff. :)
This would be acceptable in any state. Ahh, radio.
I believe that's the definition of douchebag.
but I think I know that guy. He used to be married to my best friend's sister and is a real piece of work. God, I hate living here.
I don't mind piling on this guy for being a creep, but you are kidding yourselfs if you think there aren't Michigan fans who are this creepy/slimy as well. Every team has fans who embarrass them. So like I said, make fun of this guy, but I wouldn't say "OSU hur hur hur" because there is likely some Michigan fan thing out there they could reply with.
IS "classy" Bukeye fan like Haley's comet?
IS "classy" Bukeye fan like Haley's comet?
The difference is that we have as many creeps as they have reasonably intelligent and civil fans. That's why they call us snobs and they're knows for this kind of behavior. No it's not all-inclusive, but it sure is hell shows a correlation.
...but have you ever heard of a Michigan fan taking a dump on top of a car just because it had Ohio license plates? 'Nuff Ced.
Pics or it didn't happen
The worst part about this is that he will probably have girls lining up to do it.
No worries about the possible dangers and washing a strangers car half naked while he films.
Or the fact that it will inevitably end up on youtube.
It truly is the worst state ever.
Gotta hava clean Hummer when making those runs.....errr business trips... to the Keys.
God bless 'em. I'd rather be on the streak we're on football-wise than be associated with this asshat.
perhaps "become classy columbus" would be a better title.
there are a few things that a find give intelligent men a bad name
1. over obsessiveness with senselessly large vehicles
2. over obsessiveness with talking about job and money
3. over obsessiveness with talking about chicks
safe to say that this guy is the bizarro me
he's a creepy old man.
want to know is what exactly "business" entails.
"I could buy 100 pair of these Teva sandals if I wanted to"
My brother-in-law got it for me on the employee plan. Oh yeah."
Hey at least he's willing to barter for it. Fellow Ohioans could learn a thing or two (I'm talking to you Ben Roethlisberger).
The truth is that there are Buckeye fans somewhere trying to talk their daughters into washing this dudes ride........."but daddy, I don't waannnntt to."
That's the classiest part of all. You KNOW it's happening.
I didn't even think about it from that angle.
Video taping for personal use and to show on poker night... nothing creepy about that.
It's probably just a mass-email to the family for the next reunion.
He's in Dublin. That's where one of my best friend's lives now and I go down there when I can for visits.
But what's truly scary? That looks like the same apartment complex in the background that my friend lives.
Is that guy the Redneck Rocker? I think he is!
still has a Hummer?
The technology may change, but the intent remains the same.
Holy DOUCHE, Batman!
Too bad it wasn't a video. I am sure his neighbor came out and said "get away from my Hummer asshole."
I will NOT be bartered for OSU tickets!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in the back seat hanging out the window is not an 8, but she gives it up easy.
This was a helluva laugh. I love this caveat:
"I've attached a photo of myself so you don't think I'm some creepy old man!"
I don't think this guy's definition of "creepy old man" is the same as everyone else's definition
Is that a stuffed panther in the back window?