The State Of Our Open Threads: After Minnesota

Submitted by LSAClassOf2000 on

In the full expectation that there might be a little blowback for posting this right now, I feel that the results are interesting enough that they are worth sharing even in weeks like this. If nothing else, they will tell you that you are definitely not alone in how you feel, and I find these a bit of a personal catharsis to deal with my own frustrations about the season. 

So, what did we find? 

Well, I will start by saying that something that has not happened in the year that I have been doing this happened yesterday - not a single tracked word reached the 100-instance plateau after adjustments for usage, context, etc...A thread which was the second largest of the ones we've had this season at 1,729 posts generated the second least amount of tracked instances, which now of course go beyond swearing and are into certain buzzwords. The top three words, in order, were "shit", "fuck" and "Morris", with the latter two actually being tied at 53 instances to 58 for "shit". This is the second week in a row we went to "shit" over "fuck", but it is easy to see indifference setting in right now. 

Still, on a cumulative basis, "fuck" is comfortably in the lead:

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On the normalized chart, which still uses the main words from last year but still provides a good visual of how strong our feelings are, you can see the decline:

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Yeah, the look of this graph is largely a product of shifting means and standard deviations, but after a passionate of "fuck", "damn" and "shit" at ND, calls for "fire" (mainly Hoke) against Miami (OH) and a lot of "shit" against Utah, we only managed to get "suck" and "ass" above the mean of their normal usage. Actually, one of the more active dynamics - The Fuck-Fire Relationship - went nerly flat this week:

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A lot of displeasure was voiced early, and then....well...

The efficiency trend shows the "curve into indifference", which is what I fear this becomes if on-field performance continues as it has. 

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It says exactly what the story of the board has been for a few weeks - we were really pissed during the ND game in relative terms and for many good reasons, but the slide into relative indifference has started, it seems, when a home loss to Minnesota doesn't reach the relative level of measure rage of a less-than-impressive win against a MAC opponent. It's not a good sign at all for our psychological well-being, I would think.

The mood chart is interesting with respect to Minnesota:

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Minnesota fell into "Mildly Irritated", which might indicate lowered expectations are now a reality among those here - someone can correct me on that, but my own experience and the data made it a good guess. 

DonAZ

September 28th, 2014 at 9:57 AM ^

Operating on the theory that a person has a finite number of cuss words in their system in one lifetime ... I will be a choir boy from this point forward.  Yesterday I used up every one in my reserve.

LSAClassOf2000

September 28th, 2014 at 10:07 AM ^

I found out yesterday that my ability to creatively cuss needs some refinement, so I may devote some time later in the week to coming up with interesting ways to put together the normal words and find new expressions. It's the only way I wouldn't get tired of cussing at this point, if things fail to improve.

soniktoothe

September 28th, 2014 at 11:10 AM ^

I highly recommend the blog: terribleminds.com. It is run by an author with an admirable ability to conjugate the profane. Somewhere on there he has a three category list that is intended for use with a random number generator to really up the creativity.

http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2013/12/23/the-terribleminds-choose-your-own-profanity-generator/

Shakey Jake

September 28th, 2014 at 10:04 AM ^

It is apparent that this site is now becoming the DEADWOOD of blogs where a certain word is defining it. 

I propse the blog be renamed MGOFUCKIT.

lilpenny1316

September 28th, 2014 at 10:14 AM ^

Go to urbandictionary.com for more words.  Using the same four letter words gets monotonous.  Throw in some Dirty Sanchez and Cleveland Steamer to mix things up and add some "flavor" to the posts.

Njia

September 28th, 2014 at 1:30 PM ^

But today, I put three fucking awesome racks of pork ribs on the smoker I fired up over pecan chunks. I also have ten damn fine beef short ribs on there as well.

I'm going to Morris the hell out of the green beans and baked beans. Then comes the bitchin' apple crumb pie from Grand Traverse Pie Company.

There will be some good shit on the supper table this afternoon.

EDIT: For MMMGoBluBBQ: I've decided I don't like short ribs. There's so much fat and connective tissue it's like I'm eating a cow's balls. "True" beef ribs are a vastly different story - love those.

UMFanInFlorida

September 28th, 2014 at 5:36 PM ^

My only swearing during my MGoBbq almost occurred when I Morrised moving the pork from smoker to pan and it started to fall off the bone. Luckily the fumble was averted and no swearing req'd.

I did brisket and two pork shoulders over pecan chunks yesterday and they were fantastic. At least the MGoBBQs executed well yesterday.

WineAndSpirits

September 28th, 2014 at 11:44 AM ^

Total apathy

The lack of tracked words reflects a total lack of caring. It's as though the board gave a collective shrug, and said, "it's a total loss, why should I get worked up about it?"