This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
Speculate who could be Penn St's next coach if O'Brien is lured away
Naw, Coach Reilly.
Bernie Fine
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
Ralph Carducci
"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch"
Genuine answer? Some very young guy with nothing to lose and a chance to make a name for himself if he keeps them relevant during their nuke years. Well, that or an old coach (possibly an alum) with absolutely nothing to lose and not looking to gain anything. I say this because no coach in their right mind and in the "make or break" prime of coaching career takes that job. It will be a relative no name with nothing to lose if they only win a couple games a year for half a decade+. So, to name a single guy would be tough as SO MANY fit said criteria. That said, I don't think BO'B (lol) leaves. I think he'll stick around and wants to be a long term guy there. If he can steer them through the wasteland they are in with the kind of seasons he had this year (or better) he will be beloved at PSU. He'd never have a hot seat, IMO. We cannot underestimate the hole they are in and how much deeper it is about to become. If he keeps them relevant he is a lifer and will be treated and paid as a top tier coach.
Henry Winkler
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
O-coordinator could be troy smith.
All in for some manball.
Mark Mangino
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
Pat O'Brien
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
I love lamp.
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
Or are you just saying that?
"You know, for a bartender/bookie, you're pretty judgmental."
Rich Rod, he can pick up a field goal kicker on the way !
Pulls another shocker...
I don't care who wins, as long as it's Michigan.....
A little voodoo and voila! Hey, he was a figurehead by the end anyway...
Gene Lamont
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
Brett Favre
Despite what the other guy calls himself, my name actually is Magnus.
Kyle Shanahan.Thats my final answer.
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
I'd try to lure Coach Nickerson back from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.
"[T]here were a lot of people predicting glorious heights for Rich; mostly the same people who are predicting doom and gloom [for Hoke]. Excuse me if I doubt their prognostication skills." -- M-Wolverine
A great fit for Penn State would be K.C. Keeler, coach of the University of Delaware.
Keeler has already recruited the same surrounding areas Penn State targets, is a proven winner at the FCS level, and is from Pennsylvania originally.
Weiss
If someone ever invented a low fat vitamin - filled vegetable that tasted like fudge covered Rice Krispies treats - I'd probably eat better
The Kiffin family.
Tradition is something you cannot bottle. To hell with Ohio.
you people are just being silly now, I refuse to comment or make any silly suggestions until you people start taking these posts seriously. But for now, may I recommend someone of high integrity/esteem with real coaching prowess, so with no further delay may I suggest Martha Stewart, she could really cook up somethin good.
"I am excited to be with Brady and I am excited about where this program is headed" D C Coach Mattison




Dennis Nedry.