As you all know, Little Brother must invariably attemtp, and fail, to emulate Michigan at all times. Once again, they've hit the nail right between the eyes. Presenting: The Sparty Facepalmer! (Ed: Changed from Anti-Lloyd Brady at posters' suggestions.)
Sparty Facepalm Guy brings destruction wherever he goes. He is invariably found at terrible, horrible events that hurt him and everyone around him.
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