I have lived in the neighborhood just west of the stadium for 8 years, I went to get my mail today and realized that all of our furniture on our front porch had been stolen including our door mat. We rarely use our front door so I did not notice it on Sunday (probably because I was sleeping my hangover off on the couch all day), sometime between 2 am and 7 am. Sparty fan grabbed my wicker couch, chair, table, pumpkin, door mat and a flower pot off my porch. I am assuming my stuff is queued up to be burned in East Lansing as I type this but still can not believe it happened. I guess when I replace it I will add some attractive metal chains to prevent this from happening again. Thanks Sparty, you stay classy.
Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.