Sparty Slogan Contest
I think its about time we clearly define, in comical form of course, what Spartan football has become.
Let the games begin...
Come to Michigan State, you can see the practice field from your jail cell!
Spartan football, felons welcome!
I will admit that these suck, so please make this better than I have.
You're In.
We beat hockey players all to hell!
perfect. +1
...from EL to Jackson in sixty seconds.
Come help us rape the competition like our players were raped in jail.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
We love you unless you live in a dorm.
Send your kids to MSU:
"You make'em we break'em" MSU Football
The Longest Yard 2: The Longer Yard
is this really necessary? This is why they hate us.
That's what I'm going for.
But I think an ideal nickname for the MSU defense would be the Public Defenders.
"Hey, it's either this or lose to Michigan 4 years in a row."
Spartan Football: All your potluck are belong to us.
.... like the Corleone's.
"Rebuilding since 1896"
because I am not, I'm sure a remix to a Bone Thugs classic titled "Thuggish Ruggish Danton'" could serve as their new fight song. God knows it couldn't be any worse than their current one...
*earn valuable credits for criminal justice degree while playing football
300 felons and counting...
I was watching 300 the other day and couldn't help but think how fucking stupid a Spartan is for a mascot. Last I checked, a Spartan was a resident of Sparta. And I'm pretty sure Sparta isn't within EL proper. Why don't they change their mascot to "MSU Brazilians" or "MSU Texans"? Those are both just as fucking applicable.
I'm sure glad the state of Michigan is nicknamed "the Wolverine State" so we don't look as clueless...
Maybe they chose it because they're known as ruthless warriors? Pretty sure everyone that plays for Maryland isn't a massive turtle.
at least they're honest.
Well you obviously missed the point of my comment. And technically, no, a Spartan is not a ruthless warrior; as I said a Spartan is simply a resident of Sparta. Anyway, I think it's pretty lame when mascots don't reflect the wildlife or history of the region. The Florida Gator, the Michigan Wolverine, the Wisconsin Badger...those are real mascots. I'll even add the Terp to that list.
Stealing any ordinary mascot (Bulldog, Tiger, Trojan, Spartan) is pretty lame IMO.
If you're being sarcastic and I missed it, then I apologize; I'm having a shitty day.
but your posts don't make a whole lot of sense. If you walked up to someone on the street and said, "What's a Spartan?" you'd get 99% responding "Oh, it's those huge dudes that fight and kill people and stuff." Everybody needs to pick a mascot, and some are more creative than others, but whatever.
Feel better soon.
March 23rd, 2010 at 10:08 PM ^
How do my posts not make any sense? You're either fucking with me or kind of retarded.
March 23rd, 2010 at 11:07 PM ^
You're getting worked up about the fact that the MSU mascot actually refers to a group of people rather than their soldiers, even though the mascot and all images of him are said soldier.
That's your prerogative I guess.
that is not the kind of movie that reinforces "family values", its either the forced anal on the one guy's wife or the mutant concubines that seduce the hunchback or the ten thousand heads getting chopped off.
bugs me too. texas longhorns, nebraska cornhuskers, mich wolverines, etc. fit. duke blue devils isnt exactly the best fit either(at all).
... I still like "Michigan State. We do chicken right."
where the "run and shoot" isn't our first offense
Come support MSU football and see our new uniforms, they have stripes.
Spartan Football now with work release.
Smoke Green, Snort White
Can't Read, Can't Write
Smoke Green, Snort White
Can't Read, Can't Write
If your an engineer, we will fight
We're stuck at Moo U, that is our plight
Our Coach's punishments, they are light
Cell block 13, is in our sight
MSU and Jackson county, we are super tight
We are as good as U of M, well not quite
But we think we're cool, just sippin on some Sprite
Just like rats, we roam the night
Against nerdy fellow students, we inflict our might
95% of the time, we're high as a kite
Student athletes should obey the law, yeah right
Just ask Glenn Winston, he ain't contrite
Its in our nature to brawl, just like a shark wants to bite
Us folks in East Lansing, we're not too bright
When we see that winged helmet, we cower in fright
Damn son, when are you signing with Death Row?
+1.
Green's the color of envy.
White's the color of surrender.
at Michigan State!
Give us 4 years, and we'll prepare you for 3-5*.
*with chance of early parol if on good behavior.
Urinating in public since 1969!
MSU - Ski Masks Provided at the Door.
Are you on an all pic response rule or something?
All the situational ethics of Ohio State, but without those messy quality bowl wins.
he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
MSU's undefeated season
12 arrests, 0 convictions!
Rap sheet = Scholarship.
Like Harvard is the Michigan of the east...
March 23rd, 2010 at 10:08 PM ^
East Lansing Good Time = Jail Credit
March 23rd, 2010 at 10:10 PM ^
Come to MSU, we promise you smaller toothless effeminate cellmates!
Jail time served can be used for course credits.