Joffrey and his alleged hooker killing craziness would have to be Craig James. I'd say Sparty would be Theon Greyjoy.
"He makes it really easy on you as a coach because he has tremendous football instincts," Michigan tight ends coach Jay Harbaugh said. "Things come really naturally to him. He doesn't have to see things too many times. He has a good sense for how things should look and feel, and he's a tough, physical guy."