because they get new uniforms every year, and each is worse than the one before.
Sparty Hate Thread (Day 2)
I actually think the green ones this year look pretty good. I still hate them though.
It's the helmets that look ri-tarded.
I'm not even sure this makes sense on any level.
Correct, NMR makes sense to me. Using Dantonio's "pride comes before the fall" back on them, especially with "bitchez", does not.
I'm a pretty little girl and I posted twice.
My mom is a MSU alum and even she cant wait for the game saturday to watch them lose.
I hate Sparty because they cherish disrupting other fanbases' forums, and are thus far failing miserably at it.
Because they aren't Michigan and they desperately want to be...
I pushed a Sparty down a flight of stairs today.
Man of action.
I hate Sparty because they come out of the tunnel to AC/DC and have dogs catching frisbee's in the endzones between timeouts.
because fans in green and white were randomly wandering around in Bloomington on Saturday talking smack. What were they doing there???
They got lost and somehow ended up in Indiana.
They can't read a map and don't know how to use a calendar.......
This is perfect
Sparty Hate thread will flame out later in the week unless someone can get some bulletin board material from a player or coach to throw fuel on it.
Hard for me to come up with anything new. Michigan State is short term annoying but harmless. Ohio State, the site would likely crash.
Maybe some first time hate posters will show up and keep this baby humming. We can only hope because it is an entertaining read.
How does a thread like this at all rise above the crappy trolling that MSU fans do? I know it's been said before, but let's not stoop to their level.
What's wrong with a little smack talk? I'd say it's totally different than a planned out trolling.
What's wrong with a planned out trolling? It's childish, immature, pointless, and does nothing more than annoy people.
What's wrong with starting a hate thread? It's childish, immature, pointless, and does nothing more than annoy people.
And how is saying things like
I pushed a Sparty down a flight of stairs today.
considered trash talk? Trash talk typically focuses on something to make fun of the opposing team.
Pretty sure those posts were extremely sarcastic, as is 95.3% of this board.
Eh, that's easy to say now. I guess I'll just stick to saying things like "Your mascot wears a skirt." Or just "You have a mascot. LOL"
No, I actually pushed one down a flight of stairs today.
Are you a teacher by chance?
No, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn last night.
I hate State because they would rather see a Michigan loss than a Spartan win. I can honestly say I care more about Michigan win more than anything those dumb mouth-breathers are doing.
what is the msu equivalent of Lloyd Brady?
something that involves someone like the dad from silver spoons and jeff smoker - HA! not even close
How classic was the student section chant when Smoker got caught. Y'all remember it? It included the words "Smoke" and "Snort".
"I always grew up watching Michigan, so I loved Michigan through thick and thin... I never really liked the color green."
There's your bulletin board material. Keep this train running til Friday afternoon! (because obviously we will be out partying Friday night through Saturday night).
I hate state because of their extremely arrogant fanbase.
I hate state that they call people Wal-Mart Wolverines even though over half the people I know who are State fans never attended State.
those that didnt attend must not have applied then
i hate how all the sparties came their pants when they jumped us in the polls.
Yes times 1000
A Spartan friend of mine even went to the length of posting it as his facebook status:
"It's definitely a victory when we top UofM in the AP poll :)"
Like really? They care soo much about us, that they don't even care that they're ranked Top 20 above 100 some odd teams, let alone Michigan.
i would jizz my pants if we jumped OSU in the polls. or is that different?
I hate Sparty because it's so hard to summon up the energy to conjure strong emotion about them. Yet we do feel compelled, for one week at least, to make this rivalry worthy of their frothing and scratching.
Heck, just typing that much, I'm probably done caring about MSU until 3:29 pm Saturday. Yawn.
I have that worn out feeling on it too. Last night, all revved up, through a couple things down about how I hate them. But it felt hollow. My heart wasn't in it. I like a lot of the people from there. Many of the fans are ignorant but not all.
In the end, ran out of gas and it became another game. A huge game for this team, but no bigger than Iowa, Wisky or PSU.
My earlier prediction that this hate thread would die off by later in the week looks like it is wrong. But I'll bet the house there won't be too many posters on more than 1 day. It just loses it's luster.
Sparty is overall too harmless and the game is small in the bigger picture of this program's long term goals. Michigan fans are good about picking their fights and conserving energy for the big boys.
Probably just be knee deep in all the nuts and bolts of the opponent and our game plan like every other week. They are a good team and this is a great challenge.
The true Sparty haters will have to pick up the slack for me.
because they think they are Big Ten elite when they only have 6 Big Ten championships in 114 years which is 5% which is 36 less championships than Michigan and one less then the CHIGACO MAROONS and only 6 more than Nebraska WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED IN THE BIG TEN YET read the stats and despair Sparty:
To be fair, Michigan State's only been in the Big 10 for a little over 50 years.
If we could have a do-over and bring back Chicago, I would do it in a heatbeat!
Penn State has been around for 17 years, and only won 3? They aren't on a much better track than State, and I would consider them elite-ish. Interesting. I guess Michigan did have their number for most of those years ...
Multiply Penn State out to 50 years and they would have 9 and then multiply again to 100 and they would have 18 (if they won at the current pace). That's not too bad.
So if they were in for the full 100 years, they would have 12 championships which would put them in Wisconsin territory.
he almost killed a hockey player then was let back on the team the day he was freed from prison after a six month sentence. THEN, he was an instigator in the rather hall incident. Quick list: Rather Hall... Dion Sims... their fans...
Here in 1854 Michigan State University does not exist, but the University of Michigan does. Spittle on that you green-bellied spoon rubes. By the way, what's the weather like in 2010? Warm you say? Well, when the Model T comes out I will make sure emissions are taken into account. Gotta slide down to Dixie now, see y'all later. Send me pictures of bikini clad gentlewomen.
Can't Read, Can't Write
Smoke Green, Snort White
If I could give points to you, I would. This was one of the funniest moments in student section history.
that's actually only 3 words, just one of them is repeated... ;)
myyy god valenti is a tard. because state beat a wisconsin team who only beat threet by 1, they are now the perfect team? how michigans only beaten a bad ND team that state took to OT?? both ways, mike, both ways
not to mention they beat ND in EL on a trick play in OT.
that was a pretty ballsy trick play though. I'll give them that much.
A 47 yard field goal is no gimme.
ND should have had been ready for that call.
Yes but in the day and age of the fraidy cat coach who will punt on 4th down in enemy terriotory because it is the right thing to do, you don't expect a call like that.
They were. The guy who had responsibility to cover the leak out receiver tripped. Their mistake was not having the guy play off the line more as like a center fielder. Kelly definitely blew it.
I loved the creativity of the play, but I won't give it ballsy.
how you can sit and listen to that goon.. He is the single reason i don't listen to the ticket anymore, not just because of his MSU support but just because he constantly bashes everyone that calls into that station... none of us are as smart as Mike Valenti we just need to accept that.. guys is a joke.
Their win is much more impressive seeing as how Crist played the entire game.
Sparty "Our win against ND is better because we had to face Crist all game."
Michigan "No, our win is better because we knocked Crist out of the damn game."
Sparty always goes with the C- answer.
Or it's the unbiased view. Not that you would know what that means, though.
When Jonas Mouton crushes some sparty player on Saturday, I will smile remembering this thread. I am so glad we don't have judge who is better based on similar opponents. Saturday, gentleman, Saturday.
In all fairness ND had their QB the whole game.
Edit: beat me to it
He tries to conceal his homerism by offering a few critiques of MSU before totally obliterating Michigan. "Da way I learned football, you can't win games by just outscoring people. All's I'm saying."
Really, Mike? Is it any conincidence that where you "learned football" is loserville? They've won so many games over the years when they actually scored less than the opposition. It really is quite miraculous.
He also went through the Michigan schedule and said all those teams are garbage. Well, as far as I can tell, Mike, Sparty has yet to play a real road game this year. He can discount road wins at ND and IU all he wants, but 8 of 11 Big Ten teams would lose one of those games.
Also, he pushes that fakey Queens accent so bad I want to vomit. The guy is from Buffalo, which is basically the Midwest.
i hate that they think dantonio is amazing. last time i checked a 6-7 year while a good portion of your team getting suspended or in prison isnt so hot.
Because they think that damn movie 300 is about them,personally, as a college football team. If I hear "This is Sparta!" one more time from a Sparty I think I may finally snap.
(SIAP, but that movie has become unbearable because of them and it needs to be said, even if twice)
I hate State because their fans always cry about not getting any attention when they've been better than Michigan the last two years. However, Michigan contiued selling out games, and Sparty didn't come close to filling their stadium against a top-10 team last weekend.
and flip burgers.
All kidding aside - did they really not sell out for Wisconsin? You are kidding, right? If not, that is just really poor.
I just feel bad for them.
I laugh at Michigan State because to them, a winning percentage of 37% against M is still a success. In fact, they would probably count the 2 ties as wins. (side note, we're only 60% wins against them!? WHAATT?)
I laugh at Michigan State fans because every year the new logo or jersey renders all of the fans' attire outdated.
I laugh at Michigan State because come rivalry week, they claim a rivalry with PSU while the Big 10 powers clash at the big kids' table.
because dantonio pronounced forcier's name wrong last year
Is that now I'm aware MSU exists.
I'm just going to put this out there, but can we stop posting these? Hate is the path to the darkside, yo.
Reason #1 cause when sparty goes up 3-0 with 11:14 left in the first quarter I receive 3467435 texts messages saying that the game is over, how gay M is, and that RR should be let go.
because... uh yah. that worked out well for them
Then Denard busts one for 70+ yards and you hear the greatest sound of all, Sparty's with nothing to say.
this thread was pretty mediocre till i got here. that whole incident makes my blood boil more than anything else. fuck conboy and tropp, i hope they burn in hell
Let's hope Dantonio is able to witness Denard and not have any other health problems that could be dilithium induced.
I see that these MSU fans are up on their high horse.
Well, sirs, I regret to inform you that your horse is made of my shit, you little whiney bitches.
I hate Sparty because when they make fun of the UofM fan base for having "Wal-mart Wolverine" fans and you have to ask them why thats a problem and if they also have something against "Target Tar Heels".
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you know it's funny that they bash the WalMart Wolverines because well you know there isn't anyone in the state or outside the state that is in the same category in regards to State. So what do you call the fan of State that has no connection to State?
All spartan fans need to shutup about the rankings, ive got about 5 of them telling me that. Then I told them to suck on what Vegas. They all abruptly left.
That almost none of their fanbase even knows half of what goes on with "their team", and they actually have the balls to give us shit.
I want to stomp them so hard, brah. Let's get a keg, brah!
They charge money for cups at parties.
bastards. they give out jay walking tickets there too.
"I'm dumb but not that dumb".
Then a supposed michigan fans proceeds to say "First they would need one NFL starter before they worry about two" and msu fan proceeds to post a mini appalachian st. logo. I think asu is their cover for everything.
So I guess they are saying that Central Michigan back in the early 90's was an acceptable loss? Or was that two losses...I forget.
just tried to jump me but they didn't have enough MGoPoints and couldn't figure out how to get to me.
"Wisconsin is our rival these days in both f.b. and b.b. scUM is a pesty gnat that dreams of having a rivalry game with MSU...when you are so bad, no one takes it seriously...and their so-called rivalry with tOSU is even more pathetic. I think they should try to establish IU as their main rival so they have a chance of beating them."
This was posted on the red cedar boards...
I hate them.
There is not another vehicle that loads up more quickly or de-planes so fast. Just give it time, boys...
I grew up in East Lansing. My dad went to UofM, and let everyone know about it, in a nice way, so every season when we played state, our house got TP'd, or our car windows got soaped. Now, this always happened Friday night because sparty knew they would lose and would look like sore losers TP'ing our house AFTER they got beat. Really, anonymous sparty fan, it means that much to you that you have to TP an M fan's house? Are these the values we want to teach our children?
Looking back on that, it occurs to me that they hate us with a passion that dwarfs our hatred of them. On the rare occasion that we lose to them, well, we do have that all-time 2 to 1 edge in victories. And our school is nationally/internationally ranked in every major discipline - law, engineering, medicine etc. They are ranked nationally in Sheep Teaching and Research (I'm always amazed at the research their sheep do), and greenskeeping. OK. We've got amazing tradition and our helmets have wings. They have an ever changing look, desperately trying to come up with their own identity, but we own their identity. They are OUR little brother. That's got to drive them crazy. We have National Championships and Heisman Trophy winners. They have a 10-10 tie with Notre Dame. Good for you sparty.
I've been watching Sparticus [starz] and MSU fans in no way resemble Sparticus, a man of character, except maybe he was crucified by the Romans. That, and it takes 60 min and 2 seconds to win a game, and tripping, and my Sparty neighbor is such a biotch.
I'd hate to be a couch in EL on Sat. night.
Because I live in a nice neighborhood and worry that computers may come up missing from my house whenever state fans visit.
...because I have lived down in Oklahoma for the last 21 years and I still can't stand them, not as much as OU fans and Ohio State fans but they're right there. Plus East Lansing smells like shit. I took my wife to the Big House back in June and on the way back she asked what the hell is that smell. I told her it was probably East Lansing and sure enough it was.