Sparty Haikus
My boss just left so I have the huge decision of whether or not to try and duck out early on a Friday afternoon. Would be a no-brainer except last time I got the dreaded phone call while in the car. To pass the time let us create some 5-7-5 poetry in honor of East Lansing Veterinary College. Here are a few to start the ball rolling:
Last year staee coaches
Proved it wasn’t just Rich Rod
Hoke understands now
My hot ex girlfriend
Went to this shitty ag school
Who is Thom Gholsthon?
Bonus World Series haiku:
Outside in the dirt
Yankee batters swing away
Ilitch deserves this
October 19th, 2012 at 3:15 PM ^
line. /haiku police'd
PS -- Liked it anyway! /hater of dogmatic poetry forms
October 19th, 2012 at 3:12 PM ^
Sparty Sparty No
Let the couch live longer please
Sparty Spar Tee Spar
October 19th, 2012 at 3:15 PM ^
Denard and Ryan
Will make Dantonio frown
Oh wait nevermind
October 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM ^
Why must Maxwell suck?
His QB rating is shit
We miss Kork Coupons
October 19th, 2012 at 3:20 PM ^
Bright shiny helmet!
Unnecessary Roughness?
...same old Sparty.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:21 PM ^
your last line only has 4 syllables.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:28 PM ^
Now my post is locked.
Yours? Ten syllables total.
Mine's only off one.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM ^
haha (i know, i know....this one is short by 15)
October 19th, 2012 at 3:48 PM ^
Dangerous cycle -
I keep talking in haiku,
Wife will throw somethi--
October 19th, 2012 at 10:56 PM ^
Artds
Rearranged, spells "Darts" or "Drats"
Coincidence? Yes.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:20 PM ^
Sparty's head is found
Near Mark Dantonio's pride
Laying in the weeds
October 19th, 2012 at 3:22 PM ^
They haven't heard, but
"Intergalactic recruits"
mean "from Toledo."
October 19th, 2012 at 3:23 PM ^
Mark is a true ass
His winning ways are no more
We are proud again
October 19th, 2012 at 3:26 PM ^
The postgame presser
Wherefore art thou, Dantonio?!
Is so oft beguiled
October 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM ^
ing, at the hands of I-wa.
Worse reigns tomorrow.
EDIT: Has to be bad, right? Amirite? Did I win anything?
October 19th, 2012 at 3:35 PM ^
Your -- ahem -- poetry is going to be read by thousands of people today. That is more than most published poets can claim!
October 19th, 2012 at 3:30 PM ^
You are downtrodden,
But it is your Super Bowl.
No. This is our year.
Go Blue!
October 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM ^
Lit couch's colors
Like crisp autumn sunrises.
Pure Michigan... State.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM ^
The river cleanses
The charred sofa floats softly
Roll, Red Cedar, Roll
October 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM ^
Jake Ryan smells blood
Andrew Maxwell tries to run
Too late- on his back
justingoblue watches
MSU hates that he can
Sit on couch and win
Tailgate needs to start
How many hours? 21
Roundtree channels Des
October 19th, 2012 at 3:59 PM ^
Michigan wins , Sparty is pissed
Hide your tractors, or they might be tipped
Hide your daughters, or they might be tipped
October 19th, 2012 at 4:04 PM ^
Please clean it down low
M-S-U has all douchebags
We hate your green junk
October 19th, 2012 at 4:36 PM ^
mean that o! so sincerely.
poor Spartan ladies.
October 19th, 2012 at 4:05 PM ^
I take off my shirt
Green and white S on my chest
I love my bros, brah
October 19th, 2012 at 4:11 PM ^
Just for you, Sparty
Kiss my fat zit-riddled ass
Blue will win this time
October 19th, 2012 at 4:15 PM ^
They watch Denard run,
Oh wait, that's impossible.
It's end zone again.
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We score and we score
And then we score more and more
Pouring on the shame.
October 19th, 2012 at 4:24 PM ^
Sixty minutes of
Unnecessary roughness?
Sleeping giant wakes.
October 19th, 2012 at 4:38 PM ^
I need to make a return.
This can of spray paint
does not have SpellCheck installed
October 19th, 2012 at 4:49 PM ^
Yes. Meet the new Boss.
Hail to the Victors Valient.
Yes. Same as the old Boss.
October 19th, 2012 at 4:50 PM ^
LeVeon Bell runs
Tackle for loss for three yards
turnover on downs
October 19th, 2012 at 4:58 PM ^
Tasty sparty tears
I very rarely post here
Haikus bring me forth
October 19th, 2012 at 5:00 PM ^
Work is winding down
I suddenly have free time
Smokey smokey couch
October 19th, 2012 at 6:39 PM ^
Oh shoot out of weed
I guess I will drink some beer
App don't format right
October 19th, 2012 at 5:01 PM ^
This is the ending
of a period of shame
pride will win the day
October 19th, 2012 at 5:15 PM ^
Now Dantonio;
a less competent Ahab,
wisp of angry fume.
October 19th, 2012 at 5:51 PM ^
tonio, wherefore art thou?
Lost in Romulus?
October 19th, 2012 at 8:25 PM ^
little brother
When Mike Hart spoke those two little words
That everyone already knew
East Lansing's panties all in a bundle
Poor little Marky came all unglued
Cuz state wouldn't have hired "baby Tressel"
To watch Hart, his 4'th win, 700'th yard
We laughed when "baby tress" spoke his own little words
And when we fell we hit bottom hard
Then the hole it got dug, and who is to blame, the liar, the victim, the fool?
Mighty Michigan would fall not once but 4 times
To an animal husbandry school.
But the tide now has turned in this very year
On more than a couple of fronts
Turns out the defense that Vince Lombardi couldn't fix
Took Mattison a couple of months
Kirk Cousins is gone, their line is a mess, they score 21 points in a game
Wasted 10 million dollars on scoreboards
But recruits still think they are lame
Brady Hoke has his eyes on 900 wins
And Denard, he just comes for their souls
Lewan to ride Tom like a donkey
A dilithium blur down the hole
State fans they do love the twitters
Maybe pride does come fore the fall
Years hence they'll look back on those two glory years
When state was last good at football
And all the sparty faithful will blurt out
"Wait till basketball season" just like it was once more
And we'll all pretend that John Beilein
Didn't beat them last three times out of 4
October 19th, 2012 at 6:21 PM ^
Gholston's unconscious
Player safety means nothing
Get back in the game
October 19th, 2012 at 6:35 PM ^
Losing consciousness
From a severely hurt toe
Spartans don't concuss.
October 19th, 2012 at 6:29 PM ^
Spartans clash with rage,
Wolverines ferociously,
Destroy spartan pride.
October 19th, 2012 at 6:39 PM ^
Yellow cloth flutters,
Fifteen yards of discipline.
Spartans in retreat.
October 19th, 2012 at 6:56 PM ^
Thrown up eight times now.
Feel like I want to die ugh.
Still on MGoBlog.
October 19th, 2012 at 8:40 PM ^
Get well good blogger
Better you than our Shoelace
Knocking on wood now
October 19th, 2012 at 7:02 PM ^
Michigan wins day
Congratulations to Tay
Sparty going to spart
October 19th, 2012 at 7:16 PM ^
a ref throws a flag
tom golson twists the facemask
he is misunderstood
October 19th, 2012 at 7:38 PM ^
Mork laying in weeds
Drank too much could not hold it
I peed on Morks face
October 19th, 2012 at 7:50 PM ^
The Victors will troll
when autumn's trash tornado
sleeps in East Lansing
October 19th, 2012 at 8:19 PM ^
Salty Spartan tears.
Dilithium causes fear.
Big House be rockin'.
October 19th, 2012 at 10:05 PM ^
Tom's eye single tear
Towel draped spartan heads hung low
Where art thou Capn Kirk?
October 19th, 2012 at 11:17 PM ^
Ref, watch U-M close.
Unnecessary roughness.
Sixty minutes worth.
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WalMart? Quick, the rod,
flail, cudgel and bludgeon.
A dead horse to beat!
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You know Sparty will
Snap on rubber glove, dig deep
and find their best game.