Sparty Haikus
My boss just left so I have the huge decision of whether or not to try and duck out early on a Friday afternoon. Would be a no-brainer except last time I got the dreaded phone call while in the car. To pass the time let us create some 5-7-5 poetry in honor of East Lansing Veterinary College. Here are a few to start the ball rolling:
Last year staee coaches
Proved it wasn’t just Rich Rod
Hoke understands now
My hot ex girlfriend
Went to this shitty ag school
Who is Thom Gholsthon?
Bonus World Series haiku:
Outside in the dirt
Yankee batters swing away
Ilitch deserves this
October 19th, 2012 at 2:09 PM ^
Existential truth:
Existence begets meaning
Big brother, again
October 19th, 2012 at 2:09 PM ^
Until the Victors
are the victors that we hope
they'll be, keep it classy.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:56 PM ^
October 19th, 2012 at 2:13 PM ^
This is Michigan
The Big Brother FERGODSAKES
In the Hoke we trust
October 19th, 2012 at 2:16 PM ^
Some time has passed since
We beat on girls in a dorm
Can we haz respect?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM ^
Dantonio has
a dickhead alter ego
and dickhead ego
October 19th, 2012 at 2:29 PM ^
I twisted helmet
for some really good reasons.
Do not call me "Tom"
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM ^
As our Little Bro
Knocks the wind out of his head
We will take the win
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM ^
Maize and blue rising
Undisciplined in EL
Couches safe for now
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM ^
we recruit three stars
you probably don't know names
why oh why? Hoke wins
October 19th, 2012 at 2:17 PM ^
The Hoke epic point
He Has never lost at home
Poop gold on their head
October 19th, 2012 at 2:18 PM ^
"Your school seems awful
and your girls are annoying"
Bless you Daniel Tosh
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October 19th, 2012 at 2:50 PM ^
They call him "Coach D",
bitter, angry, spiteful, mean...
tomorrow won't help.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:20 PM ^
Sparty is Darth Vader
Wolverines Luke Skywalker
The force is with us
October 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM ^
Errr... Just an aside here. Sparty is your Daddy?
Oh boy.
October 19th, 2012 at 6:29 PM ^
Wasn't even thinking of that plot line when I wrote it.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM ^
Forty Miles Away
When the sun goes down that night
Couches will tremble
--
Three hundred Spartans
One for ev'ry rushing yard
That Denard will gain
October 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM ^
Work keeps flooding in;
Why doth my inbox fill so?
It's FRIDAY, damnit
October 19th, 2012 at 2:25 PM ^
Paul Bunyan stirring
Yearning for his return home
He shall be welcomed
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Spartans march southward
Looking to salvage a year
Turn them away, shamed
October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM ^
Laying in the weeds
Dantonio hears a sound
Hail Hail Husqvarna!
October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM ^
Fact: No State student
Wanted to attend our school
If you say so, bro.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:27 PM ^
October 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM ^
Throw a punch when blocked
Twist helmet of quarterback
Don't call me dirty
October 19th, 2012 at 2:41 PM ^
I punch you in face
I try to rip your head off
And yet I lose, why?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:32 PM ^
Spartans can't haiku.
They don't enjoy poetry.
Plus, they cannot count.
October 19th, 2012 at 7:55 PM ^
This one is the best
Maybe they can count to five
But, for sure, not seven
October 19th, 2012 at 2:35 PM ^
The green of summer
progresses to maize in Fall.
The season has turned.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM ^
Shiny Mirrored Lids
Cannot Hold Back The Glow Of
Denards Epic Smile
October 19th, 2012 at 2:45 PM ^
Eyes spy edge danger
Four-Seven descends in rage
Flowing locks cause darkness
EDIT: one too many Sill OB Alls
October 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM ^
roses are red
violets are blue
msu "plays up"
to emu
October 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM ^
Michigan said "no"
Check out our packaging school
And worthless degrees
October 19th, 2012 at 2:47 PM ^
Packageing engineering is one of the top 3 highest paid engineering jobs. I realize it sounds rediculous, but its a 6 figure pay check.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:31 PM ^
a rediculous exhibit of spelling right there
October 19th, 2012 at 11:07 PM ^
CANT TELL IF SERIOUS.
Please pot do not call the kettle black :\
edit: OH NO I MADE A REDICULOUS MISTAKE. Sorry.
October 19th, 2012 at 8:45 PM ^
October 19th, 2012 at 2:46 PM ^
Your mascot is just
A guy in a guy costume
But hey. Helmets shine!
Edited because counting is hard.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM ^
NTK (Not THAT Kate).
October 19th, 2012 at 3:26 PM ^
She's made it an unfair playing field. Other Kate fans will never measure up.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:45 PM ^
Drunk at The Cold War
Jdon and I pissed the stairs
Of some sparty dorm
October 19th, 2012 at 2:46 PM ^
Must restore order
Four is way too friggin' many
Run Denard, run fast
October 19th, 2012 at 2:47 PM ^
Alcoholic jerks
and violent criminals
the team? or their fans?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:54 PM ^
Couches were ablaze
This year, we put out the flames
Twenty-Eight -- Nothing
October 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM ^
October 19th, 2012 at 2:59 PM ^
In Michigan's Great North
Green flags unfurled in the wind
Hoke will take them down
October 19th, 2012 at 3:00 PM ^
Just win fergodsakes
natural order must be
restored this weekend
October 19th, 2012 at 3:00 PM ^
Four year reign is done
Nine hundred wins and counting
Do you smell roses?
October 19th, 2012 at 3:01 PM ^
Scowling furrowed brow
Meets tit-jiggling master
Spartan doom foretold
October 19th, 2012 at 3:04 PM ^
Please commit Derrick
So that we can yell "Go Green"
When beating STAEE team
October 19th, 2012 at 3:05 PM ^
The girls @ State are pretty sexy. Not gonna lie.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:09 PM ^
LeVeon Bell leaps
A stretcher will be needed
Jake Ryan destroyer