With the suspensions of the MSU football players, MSU needs to update their fight song lyrics to the following:
On the banks of the Red Cedar,
There's a prison that's known to all;
Its specialty is fighting,
And those Spartans play unfair;
Spartan teams are never beaten,
All through the Dorms they'll fight;
Fight for the only colors:
Green and White.
Go right to jail for MSU,
Watch the arrests keep growing,
Spartan teams are bound to win,
They're fighting with a vim!
Rah! Rah! Rah!
See the other students are weakening,
We're going to win this game,
Fight! Fight! Rah! Team, Fight!
Victory for MSU!
(I know it is not the best but tried to change it a little to poke a little fun at MSU)
EDIT: Per suggestion, made a change that is more appropriate