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Spartan Nation, Where have you gone?
October 13th, 2011 at 1:48 PM
#1
Spartan Nation, Where have you gone?
October 13th, 2011 at 1:56 PM
#2
Surprised this isn't Hall-of-Famed.
Hopefully this gets linked to on the front page in the Michigan-MSU preview article.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:00 PM
#3
Hahaha, thanks for that. Best part:
At heart, dudes like Mr. Smith wish they had the experiences I had watching Jason (brah!) work his magic with the ladies. No matter how many friends he has, or people say he’s “at the top of his profession,” or how many BMWs he has, or how happy his family is, or how quickly his daughter walks past me when she visits the office – he’s raging inside because he wasn’t a Spartan. Raging.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
#4
Classic.
Classic.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:07 PM
#5
Prison?
I kid. Sort of.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:25 PM
#6
I keed.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
#7
Sorry, that was the single
Sorry, that was the single most offensive thing I have read in decades, why has this been relinked.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:20 PM
#8
You Mad Bro?
October 13th, 2011 at 3:30 PM
#9
And yet people
still don't see the sarcasm. It is hilarious to think a Spartan fan could even put something together like this. Clearly FAKE!
October 13th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
#10
That post reeks of overcompensation.
And of a Michigan fan trying to be funny. No Spartan can be that stupid or ignorant.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:23 PM
#11
"No Spartan can be that stupid or ignorant."
My dear brother-fan, as someone who grew up just outside of East Lansing before attending UofM (x2), I must tell you: you're dead wrong.
October 13th, 2011 at 8:10 PM
#12
I've lived in the East
I've lived in the East Lansing area for 9 years now... believe me, they can and do.
October 13th, 2011 at 9:46 PM
#13
That's what makes it so
That's what makes it so funny. Because it is so believable.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:17 PM
#14
Reading back through those
Reading back through those comments, I can't believe some people thought this was a serious rant against Michigan. This was great (brah!).
October 13th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
#15
Really speaks to
the daily goings-on at the Brah's Board, doesn't it?
October 13th, 2011 at 2:20 PM
#16
Also check out some of SN's
Also check out some of SN's comments below, which seem to have disappeared from the board but not from the Internet:
I'll give you this, HailToTheVictor...
...you've got balls. Big, fat, juicy ones. Dantonio-esque, even. Only you (and fifteen or so others on this thread) have the nuttage to take me on. All the other losers on this website are laughing, thinking I'm some sort of joke.
(Which I'm not! I'm as serious as George Perles at the Old Country Buffett on Grand River Avenue. As serious as Coach Dantonio's engorged man-meat pointing at the heavens towards his celestial birthplace. As serious as Cedric Everson walking through that door with one thing on his mind. But I digress.)
But you know better. You understand how important these internet posts are. How necessary it is to get the final word in over a fan of the opposition. That you can't let some Spartan waltz onto a Wolverine website and say things like "Caulcrick is pretty good" or "Hart should shut up" or "maize looks suspiciously like yellow." That a war of words over the internerd matters. Alone (with fifteen or so others) amongst these cowards, you grab a hold of your cojones and say: this will not stand. And I applaud you for it, br...
Whoa, that was close. True: in another life, we might have been brahs. If I close my eyes I can see it -- it's brah-tastic. But as brah-some as it might have been, we're doomed to be enemies forever. Like Cena and Batista, man. Cena and Batista...why can't they see they're on the same side? [Sob.]
Anyways, I'm out. Stay strong, HTTV. Stay strong.
SPARTAN NATION
October 13th, 2011 at 3:32 PM
#17
HTTV
was this not a glaring clue to anyone?
October 13th, 2011 at 2:34 PM
#18
Apropos
Get a degree...in..a-ni-mal
Husbandry at MSU!
On the banks of the Red Cedar (where?)
There's a school that's known to all (who?)
Their specialty is farming
But those farmers can't play ball
Spartan teams are always beaten:
The 300 all died!
They don't have what it takes to
Read or Write
Go to school at MSU
Learn to count to ten
If you start and mess it up
Then you can try again: 1...3...crap!
We get smashed 'most every night
So we don't even care!
1..2..3..4..5!
Holy cow, we're halfway there!
We provide cow manure to the meth labs you know (thbbppt)
Smoke weed, but we can't tell it's just oregano (thbbppt)
I've got some matches and vodka in my pouch
Let's go burn a couch! WOOOO!
Go to school at MSU
Learn to count to twenty
If you get waitlisted there
That's just so much more funny 1..5...crap!
We do not care anymore
Let's just go fornicate!
1..threeve..eleventeen!
At least we're not Ohio State!
(at least we're not Ohio State)
EDIT: for musical accompaniment's sake only: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGITv47V2fA&feature=related
October 13th, 2011 at 8:55 PM
#19
Were you "laughing my ass
Were you "laughing my ass fucking off" or "laughing my ass-fucking off"? It's probably immaterial, but I was just curious.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:35 PM
#20
Hate on this state
October 13th, 2011 at 2:50 PM
#21
Thanks,
I forgot what the original op was about.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:36 PM
#22
This moron SpartanNation
This moron SpartanNation sounds like NittanyAmerica who posts in the Scout forums.
October 13th, 2011 at 3:26 PM
#23
(No subject)
October 13th, 2011 at 2:55 PM
#24
I laughed at that and then
I laughed at that and then remembered that we lost that game by two scores. Now I'm sad.
October 13th, 2011 at 2:59 PM
#25
I thought the quadruple Brah
I thought the quadruple Brah deployment was magic.
At heart, dudes like Mr. Smith wish they had the experiences I had watching Jason (brah!) work his magic with the ladies.
Brass instruments should only be used for fine background accompaniment while watching Jason (brah!) hook up with two drunk chicks at the same time (double brah!)
Second, numbers make me all confused, just like that time I saw Jason going into the ladies’ bathroom at the Land Shark with my girlfriend. (Brah?)
October 13th, 2011 at 9:07 PM
#26
hysterical
well done, well done.
October 13th, 2011 at 9:50 PM
#27
"We'll be coming at you like
"We'll be coming at you like the 300 Spartans wiped out the Parisians a couple of hundred years ago!"
Parisians. That's pure genius.
October 14th, 2011 at 1:42 AM
#28
I don't know what was
I don't know what was funnier...the article or the reaction to the article.
October 14th, 2011 at 1:17 PM
#29
Wonder what
happened to Doctor Worm
