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Chad Henne doesn't rhyme with douche bag. Silly Spartans
of the MSU is full of bros stereotype. I understand this is about "poking fun" but let's be honest: this stereotype is totally played out. My sister is an alumnae of Michigan State University and I know students receive a quality education in East Lansing. That said, I did grow up in the Lansing area and there is a sizable faction of "bros" "dudebros" "brahs" or what-have-you who go to school there. While they are entertaining at worst and passed out drunk at best, they should not be the inspiration for any trash-talking. Having been in Michigan's student section many, many times, I have seen first-hand some of the things you described in your post. And yes, they were Michigan students, not guests. So let's hope we get back to kicking their asses in football next season so we can get back to the good old days of "scoreboard, Sparty." I'm a much bigger fan of "we kicked your ass on the field" than "we kick your ass in the classroom." Please let us avoid going the way of Northwestern, playing the academics card.
Is your sister single?
I have had enough of the comparisons of MSU with Michigan. One school is a junior college and the other is recognized as the leaders and best…worldwide.
You give them to much credit. Thinking they could wake that early (6:17 a.m.).
You forgot to burn something.
I knew plenty of people at M who partied this hard. We wouldn't black out though... all-day binges require deliberate pacing. The enlightened drunk imbibes within himself, as they say in the East.
Incidentally, the most outrageous drunks I ever hung out with were from Princeton. These guys would binge drink like crazy, then force themselves to vomit, then continue binge drinking and so on, through the night... rinse and repeat. Malodorous.