Just fucking ugh. I can't handle some of you people anymore. I just can't do it.
I've been modding this board for a long time now. It is largely thankless work, but I did it because I love the reasonable discourse that dominates this place, and only by weeding out the ridiculous minority of content can the board remain a reasonable place. And while things were bad around here during The RichRod Implosion (an underrated spin-off of the Bourne movies), The Process, and The Hiring, I assumed things would get better when things got better.
But I was was wrong. A BCS Bowl win, a 7-3 record, and a shot at the B1G Title game later, there remains a vocal but annoying segment of the population who just WON'T. SHUT. UP. But some people just can't stand but to complain about every goddamn thing. They complain about the coaches, the players, the mods, Brian, and the general bloodymindedness of the Universe. And at this point, the juice of reasonable conversation isn't worth the squeeze of dealing with people like you.
So you know what? Fuck it. I'm out.
Sorry, Brian, but consider this my retirement.