So a year ago, we knew Tate was kinda small, and hung in the South U part of the world.
This year, Denard is Elvis.
Anyone have any Denard sightings to share? Is it true he cut the dreads? Got him in a class?
I've looked everywhere in Chicago for him... and haven't seen him yet.
I'll keep looking and let you know if I see him around Wrigleyville or in the Loop.
in a couple years. He'll be leading the Wolverines to victory in the Big Ten Championship game.
Let's just say having him on your team makes people wanna cry.
or MS Paint will suffice.
So, you and Denard vs. all, and by you and Denard, I mean you heaving the Frisbee as far as you can down field and letting D-Rob jog and catch with ease.
Was he playing pick up with the Ann arbor team?
I heard (via mgoblog) the rumors of the Lil Boosie Fade were untrue and he still maintains the dreads.
damn the Boosie Fade is clean, wipe me down
and what did he or she think of Denard?
Did So injure Denard when he or she ran into him?
also known as King Awesome. You've probably seen him on the internet. He's kind of a douche.
And no, he didn't hurt him. But Denard did walk away complaining, as almost everyone does when the run into a guy that's "So Fu King Awesome".
This is exactly why I wanted to open a furniture store and call it "Sofa King."
Our furniture is "Sofa King" great! Our prices are "Sofa King" low!
ATHF might be my favorite show, gotta love it!
"So Fu King Awesome" why was he complaining? Are you sure So Fu King Awesome isn't being confused with Denard?
Denard ran rings around him and scored two touchdowns before So Fu could even introduce himself.
Now who's So Fu King Awesome?
So seems to be everywhere these days...so I've heard.
But not often heard.
...was involved in a collision, it was intentional on his part. He was probably trying to stay out of the endzone and keep the clock running.
Dilithium was too fast to be seen. Isn't there some kind of Heisenberg Uncertainly Principle at play here?
Scientists have created the Denardicle Accelerator.
Greatest MGoTerm yet.
How could I ever possibly run into Denard. He is too fast, I could never catch him. Denard would have to run into me. But even if he did, I would never know it was him. I could only suspect it was him. Even though I couldn't see him, I would think some of his awesomeness might rub off on me. For a short time, I may be able to run, a little faster.
However, with Denard being as fast as he is, he theoretically occupies every part of space simultaneously. Therefore, we are all running into Denard currently.
This should be adapted and submitted for the banner contest STAT
Well, I give full permission for anyone to take this and do what they need to, to make that possible. I wouldn't mind a little credit in the end.
Who is So?
I'm working on a crappy internet connection here. There should be a five-minute grace period.
So late or more, you know, Suh late?
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small and hung.
I used to see him around west quad/union/South U area a few times a week. Always smiling and carrying on with a small crowd of gawkers in tow.
You just felt his wind.
People do not run into Denard. Denard runs into them.
Yea! What do you think this is? Soviet Russia?
says, "Excuse me, Denard!" So has manners.
Come back tomorrow for more "Adventures of So."
He helped out with the Women's football academy this past weekend. A friend of mine went and got a picture with him... full dreads and all.
I have a picture of myself with him from the Women's Football Academy. His braids are in tact and he was in great spirits. Really nice guy.
Edit: thought you might enjoy this:
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P.S. I would like to make this really clear: those are not my legs.
My next New Year's resolution: acquiring that inflatable block M and fitting it into my living room.
He checked me out once while I was walking through the Diag. It was during rush so I was wearing one of those god-awful mandatory Greek Life shirts. Never have I resented a shirt so much.
Were you wearing an up-do?
"Can I ha' yo numbah?"
(for the record, DRob does not have my number. I have a few friends on the team but I find it a conflict of interest as a fan to get involved with any of them. They don't really see eye-to-eye with me on that one though.)
I don't sleep with football players.
Cause if you were straight, admit it, you definitely would...
1a. I'm bisexual
1b. I have a boyfriend
2. I'm not a fan of playing Russian Roulette with herpes and chylamidia... sorry to burst everyone's bubble but our boys aren't squeaky clean. Actually the odds are worse than 1/6, I know a girl who went 2/3. No thanks.
It's been said before, (origin of "mgolesbian" quote) but it's just not relevant too often.
1a - YAY!
1b - BOO!
2. Uh, let's just start over.
1a - YAY!!!...
I passed someone who I was about 90% sure was Denard today on my way to my lab. Definitely still had dreads.
Because I assure you, nobody passes Denard Robinson.
I was definitely going the opposite direction.
Even if you were going opposite directions, it would still be impossible to realize you passed Denard. Walking toward him as he comes toward you is like fast-forwarding him. Unthinkable things would happen if Denard were fast-forwarded.
Strobe lighting would be needed to confirm the presence of Denard.
I talked to Denard at the Domino's pizza on Main Street the weekend before last. I was wearing a Michigan football shirt, so he asked me if I was going to any games this year. I told him all of them, and Penn State too. So we talked about how that's going to be a night game, and how cool it's going to be to play Notre Dame at night in the Big House next year. He asked me what grade I'm in and when I said I just graduated but am going to grad school and will be here a while, he responded that hopefully I'll see a national championship soon!
He had just been coming into the store a second time to get some extra ranch sauce, and when he left, I told the girl working there that he was the Michigan Football quarterback. She said, "Oh, that's who it was... He walked in here and asked, 'Do you know who I am? I'm Denard.' And I was like, Hi, Denard." I thought that was pretty funny.
I was going to post this story on here right after it happened, but I thought it would get a lot of "that's a cool story, man" sarcastic responses. But since you asked...
....but it actually is a cool story, bro!
Cool story, man
I love that he asked that, but wasn't trying to get anything. It was just kind of, "Hi there. I'm Denard. Pleased to meet you!"
Starter or no, you have GOT to love that kid.
Cool story Hansel
Could this be the secret to Denardicle's dylitheumness?
Denard left in an SUV with some people. I've been wondering who he was with that was so important that it was his job to go back into the store to get some extra ranch sauce. Either he's just a friendly guy, or you just figured it out for me.
I just can't wrap my mind around comparing Denard to Elvis.
I was meeting with some clients on State right across from the Union yesterday when Denard meets up with Tay Odoms and Vincent Smith. They were heading in opposite directions and didn't linger, but they all had their dreads. It's strange to see players shorter than me.
I once ran into Denard at a drive through in Kalamazoo.
I hope you paid for the damage to his ride. Michigan no-fault insurance can be a bitch...
He was going so fast that when I came to, I realized his momentum had taken me all the way to Briarwood Mall.
I was driving south down US 23 toward the Ohio border when I saw a dilithium headlight padiddle approaching quickly in my rearview mirror. Wait, no . . . . Denard was passing me in the right-hand lane, slowed down to wave hello, and then shot off down the highway. All he left in his wake were sweet tracers from his dreads and loose shoelaces.
That's one hell of a lot of MGoPoints being handed out on this thread, all in the name of the fastest, most exciting quarterback in college football. I can't wait to see what this guy can do.
One time I was walking down State St. near Quickie Burger and Denard was going in the opposite direction. We're not acquaintances and I just continued on my merry way, but when I passed him he nodded and said "what's up." I'm trying to think of a witty analogy to characterize this exchange but to no avail. Nice kid.