Don't get me wrong, I am pretty darn happy abut this hire right now. I dont think I have ever seen this board this excited before. If you were all chicks at a bar I'm pretty sure I could score with each and every one of you tonight.
I'm wondering if people find this to be a better hire then Hoke was. You could make the case that he has a better resume then Hoke for the HC job.(I'm not saying he does, but it can be argued) And if he is more qualified, how the hell did Hulk Hoke pull this off?
No
Exactly!
Mattison and Hoke together! This will certainly have a HUGE impact on our D!
No ..... because
No....much better hair.
BTW: Is it a requirement of Hoke's that all of his coaches have the same hair
Ferrigno
Borges
Mattison
Furthermore, Mattison and Ferrigno might be the same person or possibly cloned. Just saying.
Lock your doors. CLONES!
Lock your doors. CLONES!
Sent From My Commodore 64
That or the cast from The
That or the cast from The Sopranos.
Hunter
Is it a coincidence that Hunter S. Thompson has the same hairdo? I think not.
The secret is out. I am the
The secret is out. I am the team tutor....
3 Clone references in one thread
Does that set some sort of record?
Oops, guess this is 4 now...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
all your awesome bald
all your awesome bald coordinator clones are belong to us
Soon to be the #1 fitness and training center in AA
Cause they
Cause they rapin everybody...?
had to be done
I'm suprised they don't coach
I'm suprised they don't coach at tOSU...they seem to know thier way around a horseshoe.
What the hell is the word
What the hell is the word thier in your sentence?
Edit: im drunk
It's called a typo. You
It's called a typo. You would think someone with such fine spelling skills would know what a typo was.
It makes me sad the state of our educational system.
Edit: I'm an asshole
I love u
I love u
and I you sir...and I you
and I you sir...and I you
Edit: ENOUGH shouldn't be all
Edit: ENOUGH shouldn't be all caps.
Edit: lost our senses of humor should be lost our sense of humor.
If you are going to use the
If you are going to use the Queen's English, shouldn't humor then be humour?
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You are ornery!
You seem pretty edgy. Have a
You seem pretty edgy. Have a drink cause I'm drunk and you need to be too.
You can still get your poon tang...
You're welcome.
Sean Ornery
Edgy? Saying that you're edgy is so not Hard Edge.
I'll be honest, most of my MGoPoints have come from a Lloyd Brady sighting at the Gator Bowl.
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Nahh
How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.
God I hope they are hat wearers
No not visers, hats!
Michigan National Champs: 1901-1904 1918 1923 1932 1933 1947 1948 1997
Our New QB Coach
"I'm not a scratch golfer. I don't know how to bowl. I can't read the stock market. Heck, I have a hard time remembering my wife's cell phone number. But I can call 'Flip Right Double X Jet 36 Counter Naked Waggle at 7 X Quarter' in my sleep." Jon Gruden
This brings up an important question
Can bald guys coach dreads, or will they just get jelous and make everyone shave their heads.
Perhaps GERG can donate a few strands?
and hopefully
some recruiting magic as well.
Felon31
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I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.
"If you were all chicks at a
"If you were all chicks at a bar I'm pretty sure I could score with each and every one of you tonight"
Pics or GTFO.
Time will tell if Hoke was a good hire or not. Mattison is an excellent hire. Proven record at multiple colleges and in the NFL.
maybe he IS
Mattison. If I were a chick, in a bar, hammered drunk and blind, I would do him tonite for sure.
Felon31
I think some guys are just
I think some guys are just Coordinator material, not Head Coach material. That is Mattison, just a damn good Coordinator and always will be.
Sincerely,
Cpt. Ass-Hat
I think it improves our
I think it improves our opinions of Hoke(not that they were bad) and I think it is showing us how good of a leader Hoke can be.
"Only fat people wear hawaiian shirts in Tennessee" -co worker
It also shows
It also shows that Michigan is willing to pay for a top assistant, thankfully.
Or it just means that
Or it just means that Mattison was willing to come on a discount because
A. He has a daughter and future grandchild in Ann Arbor
and/or
B. He has made his money and wanted to coach with a close friend
Those who stay will be champions!
I dont think we could have
I dont think we could have gotten Mattison w/out Hoke.
TING!!!
Mattison would not have come here to be on RR's staff.
M'Dog
You're insulting our collective intelligence
Successful Baltimore Ravens' DC a better hire than the 47-50 coach of the SDSU Aztecs?
Thanks Thorin/Mgovideo for avatar
Hilarious, but that "47-50
Hilarious, but that "47-50 coach" just hired that successful NFL DC to work for him.
But How Successful?
Balitmore had its worst defense since 2002 this season. Ranked #10 in the League in 2010.
I have a Fandom Endurance III merit badge
Woah! Number 10! That sure
Woah! Number 10! That sure looks awful in comparison with our situation right now.
Yay
I love sarcasm.
Those who stay will be champions.
I think everyones pumped
I think everyones pumped because heres a guy who has great defense's everywhere he goes.
If you see someone in an airport with Michigan logos on luggage and they are wearing a pilot uniform come say hello.
NO ONE IS BETTER THAN THE HOKESTER
No. Hoke clearly out weighs
No. Hoke clearly out weighs him.
It's not that Mattison is a
It's not that Mattison is a better hire than Hoke. It's that Mattison makes Hoke a better hire.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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I share your opinion...
This hire gives me more confidence that this is all going to work out now. It also gives me confidence in BH that he can pull a guy like this. I'll be honest and say the rest of his choices had me underwhelmed which wasn't giving me a great deal of hope for the DC, but BH proved me wrong and I have never been happier to say that.
you ain't
scoring with me brah. Bible says two me ought not lay together.
Mmm-hmm.
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik
Well, the Bible is right
You shouldn't sleep with your clone.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Toad-a-lee like whoa!
mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website
Wrong equation.
It's Mattison + Hoke.
That equals Defense.