September 20th, 2014 at 11:26 PM ^
Drunker than Dave Brandon when he had a revelation that hiring Brady Hoke was a good idea.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:30 PM ^
I don't think anyone wanted the job then which is why we hired hoke. further misery awaits in our next search, I fear.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:22 PM ^
I'm actually really drunk. Dave Brandon has to start the coaching search now. Fire Hoke once you have his replacement. Similar to the Borges firing.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:27 PM ^
Should search for his replacement too then retire himself. Nothing but a failure. The Michigan brand has been depleted due to his inability to manage the football program. Who gives a shit about non-revenue sports championships? Like it or not, one more regular season OOC victory trumps a championship in any sport not named hockey or basketball. Yet the University spends millions to accomodate a few athletes. Spend that money on football! Multi-million dollar field hockey stadium... for WHAT?! Exactly how does the University of Michigan benefit from this extravagence? Pay Dan Mullen, Harbaugh, or Coach X $--,---,--- to coach here. A winning football program is worth more than the President's Cup any year.
September 21st, 2014 at 10:34 AM ^
How does a multi-million dollar field hockey facility hurt football again? The coaching staff is already paid competitively. Plus, throwing a couple more million at them can be done without taking away investments to non-revenue sports.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:23 PM ^
I'm not as think you drunk I am.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:23 PM ^
Well I had two pints of Bell's Best Brown about... 10 hours ago, so...
September 20th, 2014 at 11:23 PM ^
Not at all. And it sucks
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September 20th, 2014 at 11:23 PM ^
I was going to be good today. Then the shitty game, then the rain delay, then the end of the game, then the postgame, and now I'm really quite tipsy.
There goes my much-needed productivity for the night.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:26 PM ^
well Bando, you seem like a really good dude. Enjoy your buzz, don't let today get you down too much.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:27 PM ^
I just know she is.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:27 PM ^
My girlfriend brought over a pizza, some combos and I had a few Labbatts.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:29 PM ^
You have a girlfriend? Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. Does she has interests outside of Michigan? The whole "opposites attract" bullshit where she's an Ohio fan? Could be a reality show.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:40 PM ^
She's not but I'm willing to teach.
I've been teaching her tonight about football through the LSU/Miss State game and FSU/Clemson.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:45 PM ^
Is she ready for the binders?
September 20th, 2014 at 11:50 PM ^
If the dude's already back on MGoBlog, probably not.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:50 PM ^
I'm easing her into this whole thing.
She says she likes how I'm so invested in my "cute little sporting events". So I'm off to a good start.
September 21st, 2014 at 12:28 AM ^
Dude get a fu kin clue, quit posting and start spittin, u got some fucked up priprities when u post on mgoblog while u pursuin some cut up....
September 21st, 2014 at 12:30 AM ^
Get off of here and start rubbing her aureolas....
September 21st, 2014 at 12:32 AM ^
Go straight for the clit, u know where thats at?
September 21st, 2014 at 1:20 AM ^
You didn't the memo, apparently. We've already consummated the relationship a couple times.
September 21st, 2014 at 8:53 AM ^
You're posting this shit at 1:20 AM. Either the whole thing is made up in your head, or she's going to start thinking you're cheating on her with MgoBlog.
September 21st, 2014 at 11:08 AM ^
Oh god this is gold!
September 21st, 2014 at 12:42 AM ^
any variation of slang? No, ok then u might not be able to make any sense of my drunkin posts, THE CLITORIS!!!
September 21st, 2014 at 4:33 AM ^
Haha I like this guy I laughed my ass off
September 20th, 2014 at 11:29 PM ^
...but did she bring any snowflakes and fire anyone?
September 20th, 2014 at 11:29 PM ^
and I don't think any amount of alcohol can be enough. So I'm just gonna watch Florida State hopefully lose and take a long shower after.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:29 PM ^
feel drunk, which makes me sad.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:45 PM ^
I have drank a case today and and am on vodka now. I did start at 10am tho so I have had time
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September 20th, 2014 at 11:31 PM ^
Getting there...
September 20th, 2014 at 11:34 PM ^
You downed a Venskus or three?
September 21st, 2014 at 8:40 AM ^
NIce!
September 20th, 2014 at 11:33 PM ^
Quite drunk, but not super drunk
September 20th, 2014 at 11:44 PM ^
Extremely drunk and Dan Mullen is awful. I'm not behind that at all.
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September 21st, 2014 at 12:37 AM ^
It's time to get Mack Brown
September 21st, 2014 at 12:47 AM ^
Hello no, I honestly think we need to go to an uptempo offense and maybe a pass spread. Look at all the offenses of top teams and they all have spreads unless they have the absolute best talent like alabama. A pro style offense won't win in college anymore.
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September 21st, 2014 at 8:58 AM ^
Let's get RR
September 20th, 2014 at 11:47 PM ^
I just bought a suburban that a used car salesman buddy of mine drove to my house. No shit. He came in the suburban and left in my mini van as trade. I may regret this come monday. Just sayin.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:48 PM ^
Goddam double post
September 20th, 2014 at 11:49 PM ^
this
stone cold sober
September 21st, 2014 at 12:29 AM ^
Makes me look forward to next friday when my wife takes my kid to her parents 2.5 hours away, i got some acid ive been saving for just the occasion.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:51 PM ^
Drunk is what? I like tacos.
September 20th, 2014 at 11:59 PM ^
Then Clemson steps on its own dick, shoots itself in the foot, and stabs itself in the face. That was some serious Clemsoning tonight.
September 21st, 2014 at 12:06 AM ^
Too drunk to drive, not drunk enough to stop drinking woohoo! I would love for Dan Mullen to take over as head coach but I have a feeling Florida is gonna fall apart and that's where he'll end up.
September 21st, 2014 at 12:10 AM ^
Freaky drunk. Can't manage to make sense of this regime.
September 21st, 2014 at 12:36 AM ^
Had to work today, so now I'm playing catch up. Despite working in Lansing, there is a pretty strong Wolverine following at my job, and at this point, all we could do is look at each other and shrug. That's a damning indictment of how far we have fallen.
As far as Mullen is concerned, I don't like it only for the fact that we are now in full "big boy football" mode (whatever the fuck that is), and he's a spread guy. We'll be back to square peg round hole mode again.
September 21st, 2014 at 1:27 AM ^
Very fun night, besides checking on the score