The Snowflake Thread: Coaching

Submitted by LSAClassOf2000 on

This will be this evening's thread to discuss issues with the coaching and any issues you may have with the staff in general. 

wile_e8

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:45 PM ^

Well, at least we don't run one of those gimmicky spread offenses that can put up tons of points against crappy defenses but bogs down against good defenses. 

TexasMaizeNBlue

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:45 PM ^

If I'm D. Hand, my decision was just made for me after watching how this coaching staff prepares their team AFTER A DAMN BYE WEEK. Yea, yea, academics factor in. I'm talking strictly the football product. Also, Mr. Peppers might want to reevaluate his decision. Why on gods green Earth would any kid want to put their futures in the hands of these coaches? They are inept.

I Like Burgers

November 2nd, 2013 at 7:06 PM ^

Hand may go to Bama, but this defense is fine.  They held up as long as they could with MSU continually starting drives at midfield.  So defensive recruits should still be interested.

Now the offense on the other hand...yeesh.  But we don't have any notable difference makers coming in on offense anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

KAYSHIN15

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:45 PM ^

Our Oline is talented and if theyres not getting the job done then its coaching. Big Al made some horrid play calls today. Lets run an option after our D gets and INT. Thats a great idea. The D and ultimately Gardner cracked under the pressure created by our poorly coached line and horrible play calling.

denardogasm

November 2nd, 2013 at 7:32 PM ^

Because someone has to resist the ignorant mob?  The Oline is young and inexperienced.  It seems everyone has forgotten that Lewan and Schofield have gotten most of their teaching from Funk as well, and ALL of the pressure on Gardner and Fitz is coming up the middle (i.e. away from Lewan and Schofield).  Talent on the Oline doesn't mean shit until the guys are big and smart enough to play at this level.  Keep fighting the good fight Reader71.

Reader71

November 2nd, 2013 at 10:02 PM ^

No. I wasn't even talking about coaches. Read my post. It's strictly focused on the unfounded assumptions of one guy. The young linemen have shown next to no talent. Blame it on coaches. I'd probably agree. I'd just lime to see this talent that you guys see. Is it the stars? I care about play way more than stars, man.

Bando Calrissian

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:46 PM ^

I'll say it: I think the Hoke schtick is wearing off for me. It's the "aw shucks!" stubbornness that pisses me off the most. You know exactly what he's going to say in a press conference. "Welllllllll...." They're going to look at film and talk about things and "welllllllll..." magically fix it. Except they never do.

This is a guy who won't eat on a game day because he just doesn't, insists on walking around in a short-sleeve polo shirt in a snowstorm because that's just what he does. Why do we think he's actually going to swap out an OC who basically wastes our time?

denardogasm

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:52 PM ^

He says that in press conferences because he doesn't give a flying fuck what you think.  And he shouldn't.  I'd rather have the guy who protects his coaches and players in the media every day of the week and twice on Sunday.  And why the fuck do you care what he wears and eats?  It has nothing to do with the play on the field.

MGJS SuperKick Party

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:47 PM ^

Mattison did a good job preparing his defense. They played well. Im proud of the defensive unit. 

Preface, MSU kicked our ass, and their defense is better than I expected. Prolly the best defense in the country.

Borges - Solid D- with a bye week. YOU HAD A WEEK TO PREPARE FOR THIS! A WEEK! Give Urban or Nick Saben a week and I guaran-damn-tee that this shit wouldnt happen. Its time to stop trying to fit a square peg in a damn round hole. You either dont have the players to run this offense. I find it ironic that 3 offensive people opened their mouths this week (Fitz, Lewan, Borges) and they played like shit. Its time to put your players in the best spot to win, and we dont do that. We know they are blitzing 7, and we use a 5 step drop. Come on. Im absolutely embarrassed to say I cheer for this team. Disgraceful that this is the product we got with a week to prepare. Im so dang frustrated right now. 

1329 S. University

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:57 PM ^

Possession after Taylor's pick. We go backwards on all three plays and game over.

Defense played well and was coached well. They were not lights out but did put the team in position to win up until that possession. Afterwards game over on both sides.

I still believe in Mattison and have faith in Hoke but Borges is done. He doesn't recruit and he can't coach or call. Send him packing. I have minimal good things to say about David Brandon but he needs to make Hoke make that move. I don't think Hoke will otherwise. Brandon has his legacy to think about, and we know he will, so he has to make this happen.

Steves_Wolverines

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:48 PM ^

Fire Borges and Funk. Today's playcalling was worse than last year against ohio. Embarrassing. What a joke. We are lightyears away from where we want to be. Sad to say, we are lower tier in the Big-10 with these fools at the helm of this team. 

gwkrlghl

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:48 PM ^

and I think the first point for me where I wonder if this is all really working out. We can recruit all the Michigan Manliest Men in the world but if we can't teach them to play football well then it really didn't matter

Go.Blue.Hail

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:49 PM ^

Hoke and Mattison are the two best recruiters, we need to keep them. Borges isn't known for recruiting, can't call a good game when we need it most, and doesn't seem like that great of a QB coach. What more is there to say?

bigblue1981

November 2nd, 2013 at 7:13 PM ^

Sure great recruiters but dont get shit out of them.  Dantonio is a crappy recruiter but his players play better I'll take shitty recruits that preform cause these great recruiting classes suck.  I just hope Peppers and Hand go to the SEC and play for real coaches or shit even Dantionio atleast theyll get better.

Slim_Hype

November 2nd, 2013 at 6:50 PM ^

Fire all of them and keep Mattison. Dead serious. Hoke can be as good as a guy as he wants to be, I honestly don't really give a shit. If he can't put up wins against rivals and top teams he's gotta go .