Slow day on the boards. I've been staring at the UMHoops thread all day, so I figured I'd give everyone else something quasi-relevant to stare at. I've done too much actual work today.
On your way home from work / school / interviewing a Chinese sex worker, you are hit by a bus carrying the Dhali Lama, the Pope, Joel Osteen, and an atheist. The atheist laughs, and the other three say a prayer for you. Through some unholy union of the three prayers, you wake up and stare apprehensively at your weathered old man hands. Congratulations, your disembodied soul has transplanted itself into Jim Delany, like a boring version of Patrick Swayze in Ghost. You're stuck in a meeting with the AD's and coaches from the B1G football teams. The discussion is how to attract recruits to some school, ANY school, not named Michigan or Ohio State. What is your advice? It could be an overall approach to the conference. It could be pointed at a specific school.
Stay within the confines of what could likely happen. Don't cheat, this isn't the SEC. I'd like to hear how you, new Mr. Delaney, would actually do if given the power to persuade and oversee. After you kick Mark Dantonio in the balls, of course.