So a friend of mine is taking a journalism class at UMD this semester, and texted me earlier today that Michael Rosenberg was going to be a guest speaker today. I joked to her that she should ask him if there's any truth to the allegations that he punches dolphins in his spare time.
The amazing thing: She actually got someone to ask.
He denied it, the bastard.
That's because he doesn't do
it's all wrong...
... he flogs the porpoise.
(allegedly)
Ba-Ta
-boom.
Adams Axiom: The major difference between something that might go wrong and something that can not possibly go wrong is that when a thing that can not possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
He has a masters in dolphin punching
and a BA in Bishop Polishing.
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so, what you're saying is
so, what you're saying is that you have 10 friends, some of which are current or former journalism students, and after interviewing your 10 friends, you can conclusively say that Rosenberg punches dolphins?
Since there's photographic
Since there's photographic proof, his denial just rings hollow.
Got a quarter?
That's because he doesn't do it in his spare time. It's his job.
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