Six Zero's Endorsement for Our Next Head Football Coach

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January 9th, 2011 at 4:35 PM
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Six Zero
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Six Zero's Endorsement for Our Next Head Football Coach

Ladies, and gentlemen, I give you...

"Like, hell yes I'll be yer next coach, man"

Mr. DAVE GROHL

 

I want to Admiral Ackbar this guy all the way to the top, but I need your collective help!  Tell the student body, tell the alumni, tell Angelique... we can make this happen!  GO BLUE?

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January 9th, 2011 at 4:41 PM | My vote .. (Score:1)
Kal
Joined: 07/10/2008
MGoPoints: 4598

.. would go to Anthony Kiedis, he's a Michigan man.

January 9th, 2011 at 4:49 PM | or alice cooper... (Score:1)
JEWBILEE
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...also a michigan man

bow bow

January 9th, 2011 at 5:00 PM | Iggy Pop! (Score:1)
SFBlue
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Iggy Pop!

Missing Ann Arbor

January 9th, 2011 at 6:00 PM | I vote for a Michigan man with more intensity (Score:1)
lager86
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Terrible Ted

lager86

January 9th, 2011 at 6:08 PM | Kill it and grill it (Score:1)
Prof. Brewsington
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Kill it and grill it

So much of the music we hear today is this pre-programmed, electronic "disco"

January 9th, 2011 at 8:14 PM | CRISP Lady FTW (Score:1)
bkrentler
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Press 1 to sack the quarterback...

January 9th, 2011 at 4:47 PM | There goes my hero (Score:1)
Marley Nowell
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He's ordinary

"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron

January 9th, 2011 at 4:48 PM | I doubt he can recruit (Score:1)
blue4ever
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DB may be able to use him as a driver though.

We do the Hoke-y Pokey cause he'll turn this team around. That's what it's all about.

January 9th, 2011 at 4:50 PM | I say Maynard (Score:1)
JBE
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Sent From My Commodore 64

January 9th, 2011 at 4:51 PM | I will go for this. After (Score:1)
dennisblundon
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I will go for this. After Kurt Cobain, no one thought Nirvana would stick around. Sort of like us with Bo.

January 9th, 2011 at 4:55 PM | Nirvana didn't stick around. (Score:1)
JBE
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Nirvana didn't stick around.  Grohl is like our Lloyd.  He took what Nirvana did (Bo) and tried his best to add to it, but he never quite reached the apex of the past - at least in the eyes of the fans.

Sent From My Commodore 64

January 9th, 2011 at 9:30 PM | Good analogy and I agree, but (Score:1)
bleep bloop
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Good analogy and I agree, but you've got to give Dave Grohl some props. A former band mate kills himself and he picks himself up, puts down the drum sticks for the time and says "Fuck it. I'll sing and play guitar, too."

January 9th, 2011 at 4:53 PM | Huge Michigan fan. Hates the Buckeyes. (Score:1)
VideoTom
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January 9th, 2011 at 4:55 PM | By your standards, I'd be a (Score:1)
Kal
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By your standards, I'd be a gigantic Michigan fan.

January 9th, 2011 at 5:22 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
NamedMyDogWoodson
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Mini me stop humping the laser!

January 9th, 2011 at 4:55 PM | Wait... (Score:1)
Yostal
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Foo Fighters are Dave Letterman's favorite band.

David Letterman went to Ball State.

Ball State is Brady Hoke's alma mater...

QED-->Grohl = Hoke?

 

Or is it just that this coaching search is "Everlong"?

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"The Michigan fanbase: a cynical, Eeyorish bunch even in the best of times."

January 9th, 2011 at 5:02 PM | It was my understanding there (Score:1)
SFBlue
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It was my understanding there would be no math in this discussion...

Missing Ann Arbor

January 9th, 2011 at 5:03 PM | Sorry President Ford. (Score:1)
Yostal
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Sorry President Ford.

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"The Michigan fanbase: a cynical, Eeyorish bunch even in the best of times."

January 9th, 2011 at 6:34 PM | No offense taken. (Score:1)
Gerald R. Ford
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No offense taken.

No defense this year either.

January 9th, 2011 at 5:03 PM | Can we have Madonna... (Score:1)
4godkingandwolv...
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... circa the 1980's be the recruiting coordinator?  I think she would have played favorably with 17 year old athletes. 

Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.

January 9th, 2011 at 5:04 PM | Kid Rock? (Score:1)
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Kid Rock?

January 9th, 2011 at 5:05 PM | For those of us out in LA! (and are aware of the Ackbar) (Score:1)
swamyblue
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Admiral Ackbar...that's pretty funny!  There's usuallly a stable of queens at the Ackbar but call them whatever feathers your pleasure.  "I want to Admiral Ackbar this guy all the way to the top..."  Woe Nelly!

 

(Freddie Mercury)

P.S. I know what you meant!   "It's a trap!"  HA! HA!  =]

"Don't stop your feet on contact!"

-Brady Hoke

Newsflash, if we don't win Rose Bowl '13 we will have little choice but to lay the blame on Kate Upton.  That is all!

January 9th, 2011 at 5:28 PM | Adidas sneakers and (Score:1)
BlueDragon
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Adidas sneakers and everything.  Looks like a solid hire to me.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 9th, 2011 at 5:43 PM | I submit Booger...He's a Michigan Man (Score:1)
SanFrancisco_Wo...
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Formerly akron_wolverine and columbus_wolverine.  New home, new name.  A year in Columbus was enough.

January 9th, 2011 at 7:24 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
chillmodious
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What's a frush?

Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!?!

January 9th, 2011 at 8:17 PM | Well, he is from Michigan.  I (Score:1)
SFBlue
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Well, he is from Michigan.  I report, with some relief, that he attended Oakland University and not Michigan.

Missing Ann Arbor

January 9th, 2011 at 6:05 PM | (No subject) (Score:1)
Dreisbach Turne...
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Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05

Space bitches, space.

January 9th, 2011 at 6:38 PM | ^^^^^^ (Score:1)
BsGriffin1
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That's just awesome.

January 9th, 2011 at 6:06 PM | James Earl Jones (Score:1)
CRex
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I find your lack of commitment disturbing.

January 9th, 2011 at 6:24 PM | Even in a thread like this, (Score:1)
aenima0311
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Even in a thread like this, the fanbase has factions!

Pronounced Ahh-Neh-Muh

January 9th, 2011 at 6:28 PM | Grew up in Ann Arbor. (Score:1)
Jeff
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Grew up in Ann Arbor. "Studied" at U of M.  His dad is a professor at the law school.  So he meets the Michigan Man requirement in my mind.

He's only 31 so he'll be the coach for many decades.  He's clearly has a tough mentality and will want the players to line up and hit the opponents in the mouth.

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January 9th, 2011 at 6:41 PM | That's strawberry jelly. (Score:1)
JBE
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That's strawberry jelly.

Sent From My Commodore 64

January 9th, 2011 at 8:21 PM | While I do love David J. (Score:1)
TheLastHoke
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While I do love David J. Grohl, I must humbly reject the OP's proposition of Mr.Grohl as our next head football coach.

I shall now submit evidence, which I feel ought to eliminate Mr.Grohl as a candidate.

Evidence:

HOKEAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD

Formerly, TheLastProphet

January 9th, 2011 at 8:26 PM | Okay then (Score:1)
Six Zero
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I take it back.  You have broken my heart.  Heart asplode.

January 9th, 2011 at 8:57 PM | Who is the dude on his lap? (Score:1)
Steve in PA
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Who is the dude on his lap?

 

 

January 9th, 2011 at 9:13 PM | Les Miles. (Score:1)
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Les Miles.

MUAHAHAHAHA!  MUAHAHAHA!

January 9th, 2011 at 9:15 PM | "Lebron James is going to (Score:1)
MGoVillain
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"Lebron James is going to make the best decision for Lebron James Lebron James" - Lebron James

MUAHAHAHAHA!  MUAHAHAHA!

January 9th, 2011 at 9:18 PM | Come on, guys, this is easy.  (Score:1)
imdwalrus
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Come on, guys, this is easy.  Michigan background, brilliant mind, takes no crap from anyone...there's one clear choice.

January 9th, 2011 at 10:32 PM | I prefer Jeeves. (Score:1)
Jeff
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I prefer Jeeves.

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