Signing Day Surprise Predictions

this is going to be a long day.

This is definitely Ground Hog Day.

I predict there will be at least 9 threads in the next 24 hours on "signing day surprises"

I predict that someone will predict that there will be more predictions about someone predicting about prediction.

You will all be surprised... but not for the reasons you would expect.

Nostradamus.

Touche!! I hope you're right Ice,we need something good.

I predict the following:

1) Ronald Johnson spurns UM for USC on NSD... every Michigan fan is extremely pissed. Johnson has an average career at USC as a WR, not as a CB as UM wanted him

2) Former UM lineman, and current LSU coach, steals Jai Eugune from UM and keeps him close to home in Baton Rouge. Jai has an average career as a safety at LSU.

3) Although Ryan Mallet will sign with UM... it's pretty obvious that if it wasn't for Mitch Mustain he'd rather play for his home-state's Razorbacks.

4) Stokes will spurn Tennessee and sign with UM. Contrary to UM fans' predictions (hopes), I predict he will not have Manningham-esque numbers in his true freshman year.

5) I predict that we will never get the opportunity to see if Witty is actually a true sleeper -- or a true 2-star.

That's it for now... hopefully next year my NSD predictions will be based more on "snake-oil" rather than Les Miles

It will be incredibly hard to function as a productive employee tomorrow.

Two years ago, during the McGuffie AWOL Act and the Pryor Loves Himself Too Much To Share The Limelight debacle, I was actually home sick with the flu. It worked out so well I've contemplated licking the keyboards in the computer lab across the hall.

See you all then

I predicted that you would start a thread like this today.

I predict that IT'S ALL ABOUT DENARD!!!