i love this sketch so much, it hurts that i have but one +1 to give you. my old firm once did a deal w/ the venture capitalist who says "this maybe the worst idea i've ever heard." they refused to let me ask him about the sketch. with good reason and all, but still.
"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."