Black Shoe Diaries is getting through the off season by remembering why they hate other teams. Here's their take on our Wolverines:
You May Remember Them From Such Games As...: Last season's 35-10 bludgeoning in Ann Arbor, which followed 2008's 46-17 bludgeoning in Happy Valley. That's 81-27 over two years, mathletes. Ordinarily, this would be a monumental achievement for Penn State, but don't get too proud. Take away a mid-season guarantee game against severely outmanned Delaware State, and Michigan lost their last seven games, including a 38-13 school bus fire at Illinois on Halloween that inspired the dong-punching webinar over at MGoBlog.
This is apparently the sum total of Michigan's 2009 season:
Read the comments for additional excitement. Fun fact: The Penn Staters are using GERG as well.
All I have to say: Pride goes before a fall. Wonder how the PSU faithful think they'll be able to avoid the trials and tribulations associated with starting a first year quarterback?